Post by The Jiggler on Oct 9, 2016 20:44:30 GMT -4
This is a "roleplay" which is meant to be taken with a grain of salt. It's mostly just a filler for when your other roleplays are going slow or you're just bored enough to poke the tumor that is this roleplay with a ten-foot long pole. I tried to make this earlier but my Google Chrome decided to fucking eat itself and I had to reinstall it so fuck the original copy. I even made some shitty lore that involved Vapelords and Pokéshekels and free candy vans.
shitty lore
In the year 6969, the Vapelords were smoking Apple Butter Crunch and blowing some dank ass clouds when Vapelord Kenneth Bijarniya IV came up with the brilliant idea to invade their local Walmart and create a box fort. After ten years of fighting off the Walmartian armies, Fort Boxington was finally completed. Over the course of the next millennia, they created the Ionic Deactivator in the Phase Distance Matrix or the IDPDM. This device allowed the Vapelords to transport mundanes or those not of the Vapehala across galaxies, universes, and planes. Everything changed when the Bridgeway Marshals invaded the Federation of Independent Walmarts and they tried to demolish Fort Boxington. The Vapelords used their powerful vapes to surrounding Fort Boxington in a sick cloud. Twenty years later, Vapelord Raül Skogstad sent a letter to the YouTubeSchutzstaffel Heroes to help find mundanes to train as Knights of the Bong.
But everything turned for the worse when the Google Reich fell during the Great War and the YouTube Heroes died off. But the mundanes still reached the steps of Fort Boxington and began their quest. You are a mundane.
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shitty lore
In the year 6969, the Vapelords were smoking Apple Butter Crunch and blowing some dank ass clouds when Vapelord Kenneth Bijarniya IV came up with the brilliant idea to invade their local Walmart and create a box fort. After ten years of fighting off the Walmartian armies, Fort Boxington was finally completed. Over the course of the next millennia, they created the Ionic Deactivator in the Phase Distance Matrix or the IDPDM. This device allowed the Vapelords to transport mundanes or those not of the Vapehala across galaxies, universes, and planes. Everything changed when the Bridgeway Marshals invaded the Federation of Independent Walmarts and they tried to demolish Fort Boxington. The Vapelords used their powerful vapes to surrounding Fort Boxington in a sick cloud. Twenty years later, Vapelord Raül Skogstad sent a letter to the YouTube
But everything turned for the worse when the Google Reich fell during the Great War and the YouTube Heroes died off. But the mundanes still reached the steps of Fort Boxington and began their quest. You are a mundane.
Character Sheet:
Name: