Dex
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Time to help the one who ends realize the errors of their ways.
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Post by Dex on Sept 14, 2016 22:58:23 GMT -4
Really? I hope I can be accepted before them, cowboy. Sure, I'll accept you You're now a member of the League of Extraordinarily Autistic Gentlemen I hope you're happy I feel absolutely delighted Cowboy. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 5:38:24 GMT -4
did i miss something? why "cowboy?"
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Dex
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Post by Dex on Sept 15, 2016 5:46:46 GMT -4
did i miss something? why "cowboy?" Lego did a really stupid southern joke that went on for too long. Thus as punishment, he has garnered the nickname Cowboy and also because of his profile picture. |
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Post by LNG257 on Sept 15, 2016 11:18:40 GMT -4
"Hey, are you sick? 'Cuz you look like you have an AWESOME infection!"
I literally said that to a girl. She laughed and thanked me.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 11:52:29 GMT -4
did i miss something? why "cowboy?" Lego did a really stupid southern joke that went on for too long. Thus as punishment, he has garnered the nickname Cowboy and also because of his profile picture. What? |
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Post by Not WiFi on Sept 15, 2016 12:22:51 GMT -4
lol wtf is happening with dex
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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2016 12:30:33 GMT -4
lol wtf is happening with dex He's becoming bigger and gayer by the minute |
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Post by Not WiFi on Sept 15, 2016 12:36:58 GMT -4
GOD HATES FAGS
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Post by Death on Sept 15, 2016 14:44:33 GMT -4
Simply tell them some sob story about how your dad is an asshole and your mother left you
wait
that's my life
shit
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 15, 2016 20:15:10 GMT -4
Simply tell them some sob story about how your dad is an asshole and your mother left you wait that's my life shit My sob story involves unlicensed teachers claiming to be licensed and illegal torture methods. Does mine trump yours? Also, in case you're wondering, that was a few years ago that I'm talking about in that sentence but it's still sort of part of my backstory. |
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Sept 16, 2016 11:14:20 GMT -4
"Drink this. It's gonna make you feel real good."
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Post by Death on Sept 16, 2016 13:33:15 GMT -4
"Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Post by Eternity on Sept 18, 2016 0:49:27 GMT -4
"The word is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
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Post by Death on Sept 18, 2016 6:35:28 GMT -4
"Are you a bong, cause I would hit that,"
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Post by Duck14 on Sept 18, 2016 7:38:56 GMT -4
"I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight."
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Post by Death on Sept 18, 2016 7:40:41 GMT -4
"You remind me of my little toe. Because I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table when I'm drunk,"
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Post by Eternity on Sept 18, 2016 11:13:47 GMT -4
"Are you looking for a STUD in your life? Because I've got an STD and all I need is U."
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Dex
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Time to help the one who ends realize the errors of their ways.
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Post by Dex on Sept 18, 2016 11:58:11 GMT -4
"Are your initials G.R? Because I'd think you'd be a great ride."
"Your ass is grass and I'm going to mow it."
"I'm gonna suck on your popsicle like it's a hot summer day."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2016 15:36:23 GMT -4
Hey doll face, wanna see my nut shack?
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vammy
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Post by vammy on Oct 10, 2016 15:15:59 GMT -4
Ay girl are you today's date?
Because your 10/10
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Post by debian budgie on Oct 10, 2016 16:19:27 GMT -4
are you a bird?
because you're perfect
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Post by Benzo on Oct 10, 2016 17:09:03 GMT -4
"No words of praise regarding your beauty could possibly match that which your mirror has to say."
I just read that line in a book in Skyrim.
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Post by Baise-moi on Oct 12, 2016 0:47:24 GMT -4
Hey I got a good anti-pickup line.
Are you Bing cause you shouldn't exist
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Post by LNG257 on Oct 12, 2016 1:52:45 GMT -4
I think I'm gonna record myself saying all of these, then unwittingly release them and get them used as blackmail against me years in the future.
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Post by Baise-moi on Oct 12, 2016 2:00:54 GMT -4
"You remind me of my little toe. Because I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table when I'm drunk," I somehow put "brother" in place of "toe". Please don't do that.. |
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