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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 13, 2016 10:02:57 GMT -4
Post your best and your worst here for all to see.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 10:14:55 GMT -4
Hey baby, ever heard about Spain?
It's fucking shit
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Post by vammy on Sept 13, 2016 12:06:14 GMT -4
Pick up lines are for fags, just talk to the girl normally and compliment her once in a while
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Post by Not WiFi on Sept 13, 2016 12:16:46 GMT -4
Pick up lines are for fags, just talk to the girl normally and compliment her once in a while you're missing the fact that tim cant talk to girls normally,vam |
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Post by LNG257 on Sept 13, 2016 12:52:01 GMT -4
"Hola, no hablo espanol!"
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Sept 13, 2016 19:36:50 GMT -4
Oi, cunt!
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Post by Bannanachair on Sept 13, 2016 20:15:21 GMT -4
Oh no, I'm not asking for pick up lines to actually pick someone up; you guys are misinterpreting me. I'm asking for literally the god damn worst you can think of so that I can have a good laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2016 20:31:14 GMT -4
Hey, I bet I'm strong enough to lift you up.
(Proceed to pick that person up.)
(It is suggested that you also put them back down soon after lifting them off the ground, or they will quickly become freaked out.)
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Post by Duck14 on Sept 13, 2016 20:34:05 GMT -4
You want bad so here's bad.
I'm all out of raisins, how about a date?
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Post by LeBlunder on Sept 13, 2016 21:26:00 GMT -4
"Hi, how are you? Nice weather we're having today."
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Post by passion fruit on Sept 13, 2016 22:05:55 GMT -4
"What can I get for 20 dollars?"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 0:17:28 GMT -4
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Post by vammy on Sept 14, 2016 6:58:47 GMT -4
Ay girl wanna go to little Caesars? Because your hot and I'm ready
(I have actually said this to girls to get a reaction before; most think it's funny )
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Post by Baise-moi on Sept 14, 2016 18:32:12 GMT -4
"Hey, were you raised on a farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock."
I'm sorry.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 19:35:53 GMT -4
"Hey, were you raised on a farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock." I'm sorry. No you're not |
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Post by Dex on Sept 14, 2016 22:19:14 GMT -4
"Hey, were you raised on a farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock." I'm sorry. No you're not "This dinner has four courses: entrée, main course, dessert and my ass." I'm sorry. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 22:22:30 GMT -4
"This dinner has four courses: entrée, main course, dessert and my ass." I'm sorry. You're a really fucking massive gay boy I'm not sorry |
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Post by Dex on Sept 14, 2016 22:28:57 GMT -4
"This dinner has four courses: entrée, main course, dessert and my ass." I'm sorry. You're a really fucking massive gay boy I'm not sorry Thank you for the compliment sweetie. |
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Post by vammy on Sept 14, 2016 22:37:52 GMT -4
You're a really fucking massive gay boy I'm not sorry Thank you for the compliment sweetie. Dex the only person who calls people older then him sweetie. Wait Scratch that he's the only person to causally call people sweetie which is what fags do |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 22:39:45 GMT -4
You're a really fucking massive gay boy I'm not sorry Thank you for the compliment sweetie. This is sexual assault |
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Post by Dex on Sept 14, 2016 22:40:46 GMT -4
Thank you for the compliment sweetie. Dex the only person who calls people older then him sweetie. Wait Scratch that he's the only person to causally call people sweetie which is what fags do You caught me sweetie. |
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Post by Dex on Sept 14, 2016 22:41:58 GMT -4
Thank you for the compliment sweetie. This is sexual assault This isn't sexual assault honey, this is sexual warfare. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 22:51:32 GMT -4
This isn't sexual assault honey, this is sexual warfare. I'm not going to be gay with you, dex I already have enough sexual advances from birm and Prec without you |
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Post by Dex on Sept 14, 2016 22:53:22 GMT -4
This isn't sexual assault honey, this is sexual warfare. I'm not going to be gay with you, dex I already have enough sexual advances from birm and Prec without you Really? I hope I can be accepted before them, cowboy. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2016 22:55:53 GMT -4
I'm not going to be gay with you, dex I already have enough sexual advances from birm and Prec without you Really? I hope I can be accepted before them, cowboy. Sure, I'll accept you You're now a member of the League of Extraordinarily Autistic Gentlemen I hope you're happy |
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