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Post by Duck14 on Aug 31, 2016 9:07:04 GMT -4
I want to hear your goofiest D&D characters. The funnier the better. The type of characters you make when you aren't taking class optimisation into account and just want to have a bit of fun with the character themselves.
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Post by Bannanachair on Aug 31, 2016 9:33:07 GMT -4
Gnyrn, a gnoll beastmaster ranger with a flail. I posted a thread on the official D&D forums when they still existed asking for suggestions on which magic items to potentially invest in with gold that I got and then I got a dozen people yelling at me for not taking the additional +1 to hit gotten from using a shortsword instead and I had to explain that it was for stylistic effect and then I never went back to the official D&D forums.
I also later quit that campaign because the DM put our level 3 party up against a level 17 or 18 or something enemy and I thought that that was stupid.
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Post by Bannanachair on Aug 31, 2016 9:34:49 GMT -4
The character himself was sort of a barbaric lunatic who thought of his pet hyena as his closest friend and basically went berserk in pursuit of his demonic side but was also chaotic good (and by chaotic good I mean VERY chaotic).
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Post by Duck14 on Aug 31, 2016 9:55:25 GMT -4
Haha, I like it. One of my shorter life characters (Because of campaign length rather than character death) was rather goofy. I had been making a character with a friend so we could know each other so we came up with being two Goliath midgets each five foot tall. We then did the two midgets in a coat thing where I would be the one on top. This was something we kept from the other players with the other guy saying he would join in later.
During combat later on we unfortunately crit failed an athletics roll and tripped over revealing ourselves to the rest of the party. Needless to say it was met with laughter from the others and even though the secret had been revealed we kept the dynamic going. It led to lines such as "My groin would like to speak to you" and "I'm a Ten foot Goliath, ten foot tall with really stubby arms, I'm like a human T-Rex."
As for class I was a Rogue/Bard.
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Post by Bannanachair on Aug 31, 2016 9:59:58 GMT -4
Haha, I like it. One of my shorter life characters (Because of campaign length rather than character death) was rather goofy. I had been making a character with a friend so we could know each other so we came up with being two Goliath midgets each five foot tall. We then did the two midgets in a coat thing where I would be the one on top. This was something we kept from the other players with the other guy saying he would join in later. During combat later on we unfortunately crit failed an athletics roll and tripped over revealing ourselves to the rest of the party. Needless to say it was met with laughter from the others and even though the secret had been revealed we kept the dynamic going. It led to lines such as "My groin would like to speak to you" and "I'm a Ten foot Goliath, ten foot tall with really stubby arms, I'm like a human T-Rex." As for class I was a Rogue/Bard. That's better than mine. Hey Death, I found an idea for us to steal! Quick, while he's not looking! |
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Post by Eternity on Aug 31, 2016 13:28:46 GMT -4
i've never played D&D but this is pretty goofy  |
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Post by Death on Aug 31, 2016 13:59:40 GMT -4
This is more a funny story than a funny character.
I had a female player in a real life game one time critical fail a bullrush and end up charging straight into the fire she was trying to bullrush an orc into. She tries to convince me and bribe me with a whole heap of real life benefits if I fudge the roll. I say no adamantly, and then she leans over the table, chin in her hands and she says, "I seduce the DM,"
I look for help from my other friends but they look like they're having a mild heart attack trying not to laugh so hard. Meanwhile I'm leaning back as she leans forward and I hide myself behind my GM screen and say, "NOPE."
She was slightly upset.
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Post by hygenisthygenist on Aug 31, 2016 16:55:52 GMT -4
I basically played Don Quixote
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Post by Bannanachair on Aug 31, 2016 20:03:44 GMT -4
This is more a funny story than a funny character. I had a female player in a real life game one time critical fail a bullrush and end up charging straight into the fire she was trying to bullrush an orc into. She tries to convince me and bribe me with a whole heap of real life benefits if I fudge the roll. I say no adamantly, and then she leans over the table, chin in her hands and she says, "I seduce the DM," I look for help from my other friends but they look like they're having a mild heart attack trying not to laugh so hard. Meanwhile I'm leaning back as she leans forward and I hide myself behind my GM screen and say, "NOPE." She was slightly upset. Welcome to Bannanachair; the only place you can find teenage males readily willing to decline sex! |
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Post by passion fruit on Sept 1, 2016 1:21:53 GMT -4
This is more a funny story than a funny character. I had a female player in a real life game one time critical fail a bullrush and end up charging straight into the fire she was trying to bullrush an orc into. She tries to convince me and bribe me with a whole heap of real life benefits if I fudge the roll. I say no adamantly, and then she leans over the table, chin in her hands and she says, "I seduce the DM," I look for help from my other friends but they look like they're having a mild heart attack trying not to laugh so hard. Meanwhile I'm leaning back as she leans forward and I hide myself behind my GM screen and say, "NOPE." She was slightly upset. Welcome to Bannanachair; the only place you can find teenage males readily willing to decline sex! bannanachair the forum where the world is upside down ive never played dnd, so nothing to give in terms of funny shit |
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Post by Death on Sept 1, 2016 1:43:58 GMT -4
This is more a funny story than a funny character. I had a female player in a real life game one time critical fail a bullrush and end up charging straight into the fire she was trying to bullrush an orc into. She tries to convince me and bribe me with a whole heap of real life benefits if I fudge the roll. I say no adamantly, and then she leans over the table, chin in her hands and she says, "I seduce the DM," I look for help from my other friends but they look like they're having a mild heart attack trying not to laugh so hard. Meanwhile I'm leaning back as she leans forward and I hide myself behind my GM screen and say, "NOPE." She was slightly upset. Welcome to Bannanachair; the only place you can find teenage males readily willing to decline sex! Nah, it's just she already had a boyfriend at the time. Who was a ruby player. |
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