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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:39:59 GMT -4
you know why im salty? ok here you go:
you demonize me before i can actually become a demon, make everyone hate me, become immune to everything i have, and kill me, and then you hunt me down AGAIN until you find me and completely kill me and my character, then you kill me and some bull shit happens where you can instantly get multiple troops free every turn because of queens, well then every time a dead person comes i should get a free troop too but no. and then, when i specifically ask to get spoils and take the dead and make them into demons, but nooooooooooooooooooo you can't do that birm because fuck you, but when you try to bring back a leader, A LEADER, you get him back, and i bet vmamy will let you get all my dead troops to join you somehow too
and vammy wont even let me suicide and make a new kingdom even though im 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% sure im dead and dead and dead
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 15:40:08 GMT -4
The smell of diplomacy in the afternoon
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:40:43 GMT -4
"Why yes, I'm glad that our fame has spread so far. The Overworld Dominion has spread far and wide, and now that our war with the foul demonic followers of Satan is done, we wish to meet others and try getting relationships going along."
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 15:47:31 GMT -4
(birm just go to satan and ask for a favor i heard he's a nice guy)
"Ah, is that what our robotic-row boat spotted the other day? We're new here, do you know who is fighting who? I spotted Shadow-men, Jellyfish...bug-aliens, which I assume was you fellows, and a whole plethora of other strange forms...
We honestly have no idea what's going on,"
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Post by eloos on Jul 28, 2015 15:48:24 GMT -4
i already did but lng killed every single follower of satan and i have nothing left because lng finds nothing more pleasurable than wiping me out
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 15:50:47 GMT -4
"Well, the wars are over for now, that's why we're here. The Shadows, well, they're mysteries to us, they helped the demons in the war against us. The jellies are our allies and good friends, we've known them for a long time. And yeah, the Swarmers are ours, but aren't an intelligent race. They mindlessly obey us and their queens, who also obey us. Maybe sometime we can tell you about the Great Swarmer War."
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 16:05:17 GMT -4
"Ah...the jellies. We've made friends with one Isle the Island. It seems that Isle isn't very fond of the Jellyfish. If this alliance is going to work, the jellyfish will have to leave Isle the Island alone," The Poacher said.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 16:08:06 GMT -4
"Alliance? I think you might be going to fast too soon. We're just meeting each other after all. And if Isle the Island doesn't like the Jellies, the Jellies will probably leave in due time. We've met Isle, it's quite annoying. So loud. For now, though, I was hoping I could go on a short tour of your island, see how you've developed and such. Though I understand if you refuse."
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 16:25:20 GMT -4
WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING, THE ROBOT LEADER WILL REQUISITION THE RESEARCH OF FIRE-BOMBS TO EQUIP OUR RIFLE-MEN WITH. THEY WILL EXPLODE AND AN AREA OF EFFECT AND BURN ANYONE WHO COMES WITHIN THEIR RANGE.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 16:28:23 GMT -4
"Alliance, trade relationship, mutual friends, guys-who-are-not-at-war, whatever the term may be. And, well, we're going to have to refuse your tour offer. This place isn't very friendly to anyone who isn't one of our own," The Poacher said, making an idle gesture at a well hidden bear-trap.
"It might be a little dangerous,"
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 28, 2015 16:37:41 GMT -4
"I see." The ambassador says. "I guess I won't come in for a tour then. As I said, I understand your not wanting to show your place to me. If there is anything you require, well, we know you have boats, so send us a message or a trade offer at any time."
The alien leaves.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 16:41:22 GMT -4
"Farewell," The Poacher said.
Hm.
Interesting.
It looks like there really is only one option. The Poacher had a feeling that you were either with the Dominion, or against them.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:22:02 GMT -4
The development firebombs shall start
Birm LNG thinks he defeated you
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 20:35:46 GMT -4
YES.
FIREBOMBS.
VERY GOOD.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET MAGIC FROM ISLE?
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:40:08 GMT -4
He can teach people magic.
Some jellyfish at immigrating across the ocean over to you.
Their reasoning?
" We invaded every kingdom except u "
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 20:47:22 GMT -4
(wait the jellyfish faction are really attacking?)
SEND OF OVER FIVE OF OUR MOST SKILLED SNIPERS TO SEE IF THEY CAN LEARN THE ART OF MAGIC FROM ISLE THE ISLAND.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 28, 2015 20:48:42 GMT -4
The Internet has reached your kingdom.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:53:46 GMT -4
( their just immigrating )
Your snipes are sent on a long boat ride to Isle, ey shall learn magic.
" Magic is what happens when a Vammy decides to spice up a roleplay "
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 20:57:23 GMT -4
(oh boy i can't wait)
SOUNDS GOOD TO THE ROBOT LEADER.
I SUPPOSE NOW WE WAIT. TENSIONS ALREADY EXPLODED A LONG TIME AGO. THEY'RE BOUND TO BUILD BACK UP AGAIN OVER SOMETHING.
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 20:59:34 GMT -4
YOur shotguns and balloons are here.
Your robots dpbegin to wonder who was the first robot
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 21:08:11 GMT -4
THERE WAS NO FIRST ROBOT.
WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN OUR DESIGN.
QUITE LITERALLY ANYONE COULD STEP UP AND BECOME ROBOT LEADER, AS LONG AS THEIR DESIGN IS UP TO PAR. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE HAVE BEEN FIVE DIFFERENT ROBOT LEADERS OVER THE COURSE OF THIS KINGDOMS THREAD?
EXCELLENT. GIVE THESE SHOTGUNS TO OUR CAVALRY DIVISION, AS WELL AS TO OUR RIFLEMEN FOR EXTRA OPTIONS.
(hey vammy
i noticed all these other factions have like rpgs and lazers and space stations and stuff
will i just get totally crushed in a battle because of my time period choice?)
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Post by vammy on Jul 28, 2015 21:12:33 GMT -4
(Nah I'll make the fair because balance )
Your troops enjoy the new weapons
Oh I see robots are cool
The jellyfish are shocking people and spilling jelly everywhere
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 21:21:15 GMT -4
ASSEMBLE AN ELITE SQUAD OF JELLYFISH CATCHERS, ARMED WITH NETS AND KNIFES. CAPTURE ANY JELLYFISH THEY DO NOT NEED TO KILL. THESE PESKY JELLYFISH ARE NO WHERE NEAR AS SMART AS THE ORGANIZED ONES...
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 22:50:12 GMT -4
throw it in the ocean to cool it off
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 28, 2015 22:56:24 GMT -4
i already have an uber
you're still being a dick
passive aggressivly giving me good things does not make you suddenly not being a dick
i wasn't mad about the fucking poacher bot i was mad about WHY
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