The Elder Bots

[vammy]

YOur troops will come back soon with knowledge How a island can talk

Well sorry they enjoy their war

Researching boats willI ones quickly

your people are happy at the moment

Event

Next chapter is " War of the crystal tides "

[gwebster2]

GLORIOUS ROBOT LEADER HAS NOT RECIEVED ANY CHAPTERS OF THE BOOK AT ALL

ARE THE PIECES OF LORE JUST THE TITLES?

ALSO
ROBOT LEADER CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT SENTENCE ABOUT THE BOAT IS ABOUT.

OF COURSE THE ROBOTS ARE HAPPY! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEING NOT HAPPY WHEN YOU ARE A ROBOT.

[vammy]

You can choose if you wish to read the lore or not, if not you just get titles

You will quickly research boats, sorry about the typos

Robots are always happy? Understoood

Robots are finding more metal then usual

Event:

More chapter " The old moon. "

[gwebster2]

OF COURSE, A SENTENCE OR TWO WOULD WORK FOR DESCRIBING THIS "WAR OF THE CRYSTAL TIDES".

THESE GALLEONS WILL BE MIGHTY!

EXCELLENT. USE THIS METAL TO CONSTRUCT A LEGION OF ROBO-DOGS.

"THE OLD MOON" SOUNDS PRETTY SWEET. ELABORATE?

[vammy]

The war of the crystal tides was the first major war after the great discoveries, as well the first war to take place on mutilble islands. It was started due to the grapes discovering the crystal isles and the fact that crystals had magical properties. After more and more kingdoms discovered this war broke out over who shoudl rule the isles. The first battle was a assault from the Grape and Tech armies invading the Space, Shadow and Robot armies.

Robo-dogs coming up, the insurge of metal is due to discovering a new mine that could use some exploring

Galleons Wooo

Musketmen want cooler muskets.
The old moon or Luna is the name given to the moon colonized before the great nuclear war of Earf, it had many new resources and many wars on it's surface. It was used as a camp after nukes dropped

Event
Chapter 'Earf' is up

[gwebster2]

YES, OF COURSE. THESE MUSKETS WILL NOT STAND UP IN A MAJOR BATTLE. BEGIN RESEARCH ON RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS.

THE ROBOTS ARE DOING LOTS OF EXPLORING TODAY. NOT ONLY HAVE WE SENT OUT A SQUAD TO THE TALKING ISLAND, WE HAVE ALSO SENT A SQUAD INTO THE DEPTHS BELOW. TAKE FOUR MUSKETMEN, AND TWO ROBO-DOGS DESIGNED TO SNIFF OUT ORES. EXPLORE THE MINESHAFT.

[vammy]

Rifle research has started.

Your botsreport that the ocean has a lot of fish

Your other bots reaches a island that has two enclaves, one with levitating rocks and one with snakes

Mineshaft shall be explored.

Event!

Chapter ' Nukes' is up

[gwebster2]

(the rifles are old fashioned bolt-action rifles, and the shotguns are double-barrled shotguns, also, not depths as in ocean, but the mineshaft.)

PLEASE, EDUCATED THE ROBOT LEADER ABOUT NUKES, AND EARF.

LEVITATING ROCKS? SNAKES, I GUESS, BUT LEVITATING ROCKS? VERY INTERESTING. TAKE SOME OF THESE ROCKS AND BRING THEM BACK TO BASE. LEAVE ONE MUSKETMAN BEHIND TO KEEP WATCH OF THE ENCLAVE. WE SHALL OBSERVE THESE ROCKS, AND MAYBE INCORPORATE THEM INTO OUR TECHNOLOGY.

[vammy]

( Okay )
As you step onto the enclave and try to grab the rocks you hear a shaky voice and get flying into the air,

" THIEF! YOU THINKYOU CAN STEAL MY ROCKS!? "

The island is talking and levitating you... Weird

Nuke were a super weapon used on Earf, the first nukes were developed by Prec and the tech kingdom, what formed from this discovery was war. Prec proceeded to use his superior army and nukes to conquer all of Earf. After this Vammy banned nukes forever,

Earf was a planet developed by Vammy and was used as a home for all kingdoms before the nuclear war, it's famous for being the longest lasting and most technologly advanced of all his world.

Event!
Union of Grapes, Narwhals and Teacups and ' Godland' are up

[gwebster2]

The Poacher of the group, speaks up.

"Terribly sorry, sir. Would you mind if we took some of your rocks? Perhaps we have things that you would enjoy?"

[gwebster2]

(also please read me all of these lore stuff

this is a pretty sweet lore you've created)

[vammy]

(Okay I shall read the lore when I get back online, best part is the lore is made by the players these are just events from former kingdoms )

The island grunts

" THESE ARE MY ROCKS I FOUND THEM MYSELF, BUT I SHALL ALOW TRADE. "
the cave has been explored
Islands are loud

The Union of Grapes, Narwhals and Teacups was formed as a way to maintain peace after the war of the crystal tides but it quickly became a corrupted group as the kingdom of tea cups try using the union for war and choas, Vammy being a beneviolent god decided to give em a second chance and for some time this were e super power of sorts, this era of peace and power lasted until they decided to grow the union by invading people and forcing em to be vassal. After the Kingdom of Tech convinced the Grape and Narwhal kingdoms to leave the union it quickly fell under the control of teacup kingdom.

The teacup was known for leading crappy wars

[gwebster2]

"Mayhaps we could offer you protection? Or some other resource that you need? Forgive me, I am not very in the know about what sentient islands like to have." The Poacher continues.

THIS PLACE A VERY INTERESTING HISTORY. IT SEEMS WE CRASH-LANDED ON A VERY WAR-TORN PLANET.
SEND DOWN ANOTHER EXPEDITION OF WORKERS TO GATHER MORE RESOURCES FROM THE MINES. THE WORLD WILL LEARN TO FEAR OUR ROBO-DOGS.

(i am talking to an island

this is awesome)

[vammy]

" MY SNAKES PROTECT ME BUT I NEED MORE WAYS TO TEST MY MAGIC, LIFTING ROCKS ALL DAY CAN BORING. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING COOL TO LIFT? "

Well do you?

The mines do have ores of copper but there could be other resoucres for your uses

Robo-dogs are better then regular dogs

I'm thinking of important events from old kingdoms

[gwebster2]

"Wait, hold on a second, are the rocks themselves floating, or are you, the island, floating them? Do these rocks themselves have any magic properties?" The Poacher asked, suspicious.

TAKE YOUR TIME, VAMMY-MASTER.

YES, ROBO-DOGS ARE BETTER THAN REGULAR DOGS. FACT. CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE.

HOW MANY ROBO-DOGS DO I HAVE?

[vammy]

You have managed to get your hands on 10 loyal Robo-dogs

" I'M A WIZARD FOOL, HOW ELSE WOULD I BE ABLE TO SPEAK? I MAKE THE ROCKS FLOAT. NOW TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOUR TRADING? "

Ubers are a creature made of every single object known to man, they're infused with magic and are known for being powerful wizard. Ubers are so old htey have been around before Earf and were used in wars during Alpha. While Ubers are known for being very intelligent and well skilled they're usually used in war. The first known recorded Über was a metal wizard made by the Robot Kingdom of Alpha before then the history gets shaky. ( Before there was no kingdoms so I leaving to the imagination )

[eloos]

i thought i made the first uber though

[gwebster2]

(i thought ubers were just very powerful units

i have a good unit in mind to be a great big unit)

"Well, Wizard, you aren't a talking island at all. We have no interest in your rocks if they do not float. However, maybe you could come join us, the Robots, and we will offer you many luxeries not found here on this island with snakes on it."

TEN ROBO-DOGS? A GOOD START. CREATE MORE ROBO-DOGS, THEN GET TO WORK ON CONSTRUCTING A NEW INDUSTRIAL FACTORY.

HOW GOES MY FORTRESS?

[Tikobe]

Ooh this is interesting. The Robots have somehow beaten the Jellies and gotten on Isle's good side.

It looks like my plan to force Isle under our control is going to have be done more hastily. That is, the Robots can actually get Isle on their side.

[vammy]

( They're but they have some history )
Your new factory will make every single troop costs 50 less metal. Effective isn't it

Your fortress is finished made of pure robot stone

" I AM A ISLAND, ISLANDS CAN LEARN MAGIC TO JERK! BUT NO WORRIES I CAN TRADE YOU WITH FREE RENT I AM A ISLAND AFTER ALL. "

[gwebster2]

"Forgive me for my ignorance." The Poacher, with AI of that of an esteemed british gentlemen, is very good with negotiations.

"I am aware that there are other factions who are not willing to be so understanding, like we are. Perhaps we could expand to this island, and provide you with additional protection? Surely, with our numbers and your magic and snakes, we can fend off any attackers,"

VERY GOOD. NOW THAT THE WALLS ARE FINISHED, BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF THE CENTER FORTRESS. IT WILL BE A LARGE BUILDING WITH SEVERAL BALCONIES FOR MY CANNONS TO FIRE OFF OF.

WITH OUR NEW FACTORY, BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF CANNONS.

[vammy]

" HMM, OKAY I'LL ALLOW YOU TO STAY ON MY ISLAND IN RETURN STOPPING ANY INVADERS OR JELLYFISH. "

He dislikes Jelly and Fish

Center Fortress shall be well defend and shoot badass cannons

Cannons need power... How will you power it?

[gwebster2]

I WILL POWER THE CANNONS WITH GUNPOWDER. YOU KNOW, LIGHTING THE FUSE, SENDING THE BIG BALL FLYING THAT BLOWS UP. HOW GOES MY RESEARCH INTO DEVELOPING BOLT-ACTION RIFLES?

"Thank you, Island. Do you have a name? What shall we call eachother now that we are allies?"


FANTASTIC. CANNONS ARE MADE, GALLEON IS MADE. BRING LUMBER, CANNONS, AND MUSKETMEN OVER TO THE NEW ISLAND TO BEIGN CONSTRUCTION OF THE FORTS THERE.

[vammy]

Gunpwoder? Interesting idea... Maybe it will work.

" THE NAME'S ISLE. "

Clever Isle the island


Forts and migrants will come over to your lands.

Event:
Vammy tries to strike withh lightning for being atheist, he misses instead hits your mirror

[gwebster2]

WAIT WHAT
I THOUGHT ATHIESM WAS A RELIGION.
OH WELL.

YES, GUNPOWDER IS WHAT PEOPLE USE TO FIRE PROJECTILES.
SOON I WILL BEGIN CONSTRUCTING FORTS ON ISLE, ONCE MY BOAT GETS THERE.

"Greetings, Isle. I am Poacher Henry. We're going to have to bring over a boat, and build forts on your land to protect it. Do not worry, we won't chop down any trees on your land. We merely wish to...be here. As a foothold. In order to get to The Arhiclpog, they'll have to get through you and us first, and I doubt that will happen,"