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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 16:05:03 GMT -4
[war and kingdoms
the battle of the lifetime is happening and gandalf will be badass]
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 16:06:01 GMT -4
Your scouts report that salmon is near you
Trees shall be chopped
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 16:13:21 GMT -4
WELL. THE ROBOT LEADER SUPPOSES THAT WE SHALL WAIT FOR THINGS TO HAPPEN. HOUSES TO BE MADE, RESOURCES TO BE MINED, ROBOTS TO BE MADE, AND ROBO-HORSES TO BE PRODUCED.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 16:15:50 GMT -4
PERHAPS SEND ONE OF OUR MUSKETMAN TO FOLLOW THE DIPLOMAT DEMON BACK TO THE BATTLE, SO AS WE COULD OBSERVE IT.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 16:16:57 GMT -4
IN A CRAPPY LITTLE WOODEN OAR BOAT, THAT IS.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 16:23:12 GMT -4
Your guy will watch the battle with never but a par and a bag of popcorn
Robots have been made and your scientist are almost done with the horses
Homes will come soon
Holy Wars expansion event!
A Priest has showed up and he can convert people to atheism.
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 16:23:58 GMT -4
>priest
atheism
this is amazing
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 16:26:07 GMT -4
WE LET THE PRIEST HANG AROUND FOR A WHILE. RELIGION IS A NON-PROBLEM FOR US SUPERIOR ROBOTS, BUT IT IS NICE TO HAVE COMPANY.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 16:31:31 GMT -4
He's a atheist priest
^ only possible in kingdoms
Company is nice
Event
Your people discover a piece of cake
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 18:24:15 GMT -4
THE NEIGHBORS SURE ARE LOUD.
WHAT IS THIS?
FLOUR, EGGS, CHOCALATE AND ARTIFICIAL FLAVORING COMBINED INTO ONE?
THIS TRULY IS A MARK OF GREAT POWER TO COME.
KEEP IT SAFE.
IN FACT, BEGIN THE CONSTRUCTION OF A GREAT FORTRESS. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE DONE AT ONCE, HOWEVER. FIRST STEP IS TO CONSTRUCT THE NORTHERN WALL OUT OF BRICKS, STEEL, AND WOULD.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 18:35:06 GMT -4
Your neighbors are enjoying war
They call it cake
Your great fortress shall be be built with great care
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 18:37:56 GMT -4
UNTIL IT IS SAFE, THE ROBOT LEADER SHALL HOLD THE CAKE IN HIS POSSESION AS HE OVERSEES THE CONSTRUCTION OF THE FORTRESS.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 18:44:56 GMT -4
Okay.
Your bots think you should pick a place to be your totally pimpin capatal
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 19:21:13 GMT -4
THE FORTRESS WILL BE THE ROBOTS TOTALLY PIMIN' CAPITAL. "ARHICLPGO CITY"
THE WALLS WILL BE CONSTRUCTED, AND THE FORTRESS INSIDE, AS WELL AS SEVERAL WOODEN HOUSES FOR HOUSING. UNTIL THE MAIN CASTLE IS COMPLETE, THE ROBOT LEADER WILL RESIDE IN A SMALL HOUSE NEXT TO THE FOOD-PLANT.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 19:27:00 GMT -4
While sailing the ocean you hear rumors of a ' holy war' hopefully not with you
Your castle will have the best stone in the world
Event:
You catch your people doing the 'robot'
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 19:33:10 GMT -4
WHAT!? WHAT IS THIS OUTRAGE
ROBOTS DO NOT NEED TO REPRODUCE!
"HOLY WAR" THAT SEEMS A BIT SILLY DOESN'T IT.
THE GODS SURELY DO NOT CARE OF WHAT GOES ON IN THIS MORTAL REALM.
WHERE IS THAT PRIEST, ANYWAY? SINCE HE PREACHES ATHIESM, PERHAPS HE CAN HELP US CONSTRUCT A CHURCH OF SCIENCE, OR A LABORATORY, IF YOU WILL.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 19:38:27 GMT -4
He shall build a lab.
Your Robo-horses are here
They don't but the mortals are fighting each other
No no no their not banging their metal parts togteher their dancing the robot
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 19:42:59 GMT -4
AH, YES, OF COURSE. DANCING IS TO BE ALLOWED, AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT INTERFERE TOO MUCH WITH HATING HUMANS AND SERVING THE ROBOT KINGDOM.
ROBO-HORSES, YES. GET A GROUP OF 10 MUSKETMEN, EQUIP THEM WITH SWORDS AND REVOLVERS, AND MOUNT THE ROBO-HORSES. THEY SHALL BE CALLED THE ROBO-CAVALRY.
FIND OUT THIS PRIESTS' NAME.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 19:45:41 GMT -4
He's name is Robo-priest of course
Hating humans and severing people is fun, but sadly no humans are here.
Robo-Calvary
Since you mentioned lore Vammy is going to slowly feed lore
Event:
You hear rumors about a talking island ( lore )
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 19:47:25 GMT -4
OF COURSE HIS NAME IS ROBO-PRIEST. IT IS VERY APPROPRIATE.
THIS NEW ROBO-CAVALRY SHALL PATROL THE ARCHIELPGO.
RUMORS OF A TALKING ISLAND?
"MUSKETMAN GEOFF, TELL ME, DOES THIS MEAN THE ISLAND ITSELF TALKS? OR IT'S INHABITANTS ARE VERY TALKATIVE?"
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 19:48:57 GMT -4
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 19:50:39 GMT -4
It is very appropriate
Potrolling is fun
" According to Vammy's book of lore, the island itself talks and it's the homeland of snakes. "
What will you research now?
Event:
The next chapter in Vammy's book of lore is ''the union of grapes, narwhals and teacups. "
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 19:55:23 GMT -4
I SHALL RESEARCH ARTILLERY, SO AS WE CAN BUILD CANNONS AND FIRE UPON OUR ENEMIES.
ONCE THE WALLS ARE COMPLETE, GET OUR POACHERS TO LAY BEAR-TRAPS AND PIT-FALLS AROUND THE MAIN ISLAND.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 19:59:26 GMT -4
Your traps should kill many people
Artillery! The best way to kill people
Your neighbors are warring again
Event!
The next chapter is " How robots conquered the world. "
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 20:04:50 GMT -4
CAN'T THEY JUST KEEP IT DOWN? SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
WHILE THE ROBOT-LEADER WAITS EXCIDETLY FOR THE NEXT PIECE OF LORE, SEND OUT A SQUAD OF SIX MUSKETMEN SCOUTS, ALONG WITH ONE OF OUR POACHERS TO SEEK OUT THIS SO CALLED TALKING ISLAND. THEY SHALL TRAVEL IN TWO WOODEN BOATS, SIMPLE AND SLOW, BUT THEY GET THE JOB DONE.
ONCE THE LAB IS BUILT, AND CANNONS RESEARCHED, BEGIN WORK ON RESEARCHING GALLEON WAR-SHIPS, TO PUT OUR CANNONS ON.
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