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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 22:51:56 GMT -4
AS THE CHEERING SUBSIDES, AND THE VAMMYISM INQUISITORS LEAVE WITH THEIR HEADS DOWN IN SHAME, THE ROBOT LEADER, NOW A SECOND VERSION, THE LAST ONE THROWN OUT OFR NOT THINKING OF THIS SOULUTION EARLIER, STEPS TO THE PODIUM.
"WELL THAT WAS POINTLESS"
EVERYONE NODS IN AGREEMENT AND GETS BACK TO WORK.
(i dont know if you guys think of them like this, but my guys, in my head, are a bunch of jittering, clanky and loud robot with voices similiar to auto-tuning someone scrathing piano chords with a key.)
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 22:56:01 GMT -4
The Vammyism guys send a another priest.
Assassinate the pope?
Convert him to atheism?
Tell him to sthap?
It's kinda funny tho
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 23:01:22 GMT -4
SHOW HIM STARSHIP TROOPERS 2.
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 23:04:36 GMT -4
you just saw grape jesus come from the sky.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 23:06:09 GMT -4
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 23:30:05 GMT -4
Holy Wars is probably the easiest way to expand without doing anything, just convert people until they get annoyed of you.
What shall you do now Mr. Dank?
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 23:35:59 GMT -4
CREATE CLONES OF ROBO-PRIEST, TO SPREAD THE WORD OF ROBO-THEISM.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 23:45:19 GMT -4
Gweb owuld make great staff.
" Sir trolls/vammyism are raiding us wat do. "
" Use more mods/priests! "
Your atheist piety is surpringly high but no one knows who's giving you piety
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 23:47:06 GMT -4
THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF ROBO-THEISM.
ONCE THE CLONES ARE FINISHED, BEGIN TO TAKE BACK THE LANDS BY SPREADING THE WORD OF ROBO-THEISM.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 23:54:32 GMT -4
Robo priest will attempt to fight the vammist, now that's over for now.
More silliness?
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 23:58:14 GMT -4
CREATE A NEW WEAPON.
OKAY, GET A CHAIN, RIGHT? A BIG CHAIN. THEN, ATTATCH IT TO A BEAR TRAP. NOW YOU SWING AROUND THAT BEARTRAP UNTIL IT LATCHES ONTO TO SOMEONE'S FACE.
YEAH?
NO?
OKAY, NEVERMIND.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 0:03:53 GMT -4
That... Sounds kinda badass.
All robots must learn to use this or I'll cry
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 0:09:13 GMT -4
I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.
CREATE A NEW GROUP OF ROBOTIC TROOPS, BASED OFF OF THE ANCIENT BRITON WARRIORS THAT FOUGHT THE ROMANS. SHIRTLESS KILT-WEARING WARRIORS, SHOWING OFF THEIR LITERALL STEEL PECS. BIGGER BULKIER, MORE ATHLETIC, FUCKING STUPID.
THEY'LL USE THIS NEW WEAPON.
AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL THEM THOUGH.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 10:43:45 GMT -4
Celt-Bot?
Steel pecs? Oh my think about the children.
Kilts? Think about me
It will probably be glorious
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 12:57:53 GMT -4
THE IRONJAWS?
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 13:00:23 GMT -4
IRONJAWS!
I THINK A POPED A ROBO-BONER
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 13:06:46 GMT -4
EXCELLENT.
HOW MUCH DO IRONJAWS COST TO MAKE?
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 13:24:22 GMT -4
One billion metal
No?
600 metal
Kingdoms: Best silly roleplay ever, also has dank memes
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 13:29:48 GMT -4
PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.
HOW MUCH METAL DO I HAVE?
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 13:32:21 GMT -4
5150
You have a lot from mining
Robots continute being happy little bots
The Vammyism religion is half-way done converting you
Vammyism: Join us or die
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 13:36:44 GMT -4
(how the fuck do i get these vammyism pissants to leave me alone)
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
INSTALL ANTI-VAMMY SOFTWARE IN MY ROBOTS.
MAKE THREE IRONJAWS.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 13:44:03 GMT -4
( When you have a bunch of over zealous followers they tend to enjoy converting people, I suggest meeting with the pope to fix such problems. )
Three iron jaws are here and they're are fed good old anti-Vammy software
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 14:42:33 GMT -4
USE THE ANTI-VAMMY ROBOTS TO WARD OFF THESE VAMMYISM LEACHES.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 15:10:11 GMT -4
Your people are getting interested in food.
Their running away but you know there coming back.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 30, 2015 23:49:02 GMT -4
OKAY WELL I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT TO DO, NOW.
EQUIP SQUIRES WITH FLAMETHROWERS FOR EXTRA BADASSNESS.
ALSO, POP OUT TWO MORE IRONJAWS TO MAKE A SQUAD.
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