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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 20:29:01 GMT -4
CONTINUE UNLEASHING THE HOUNDS.
IN FACT, JUST LEAVE THE HOUNDS UNLEASHED.
PRODUCE ANOTHER FIVE SQUIRES.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 20:32:34 GMT -4
This one brought bodyguards and a shield
Your robots snuck in Internet
36/200 of the way to converting one of your enclaves
( what's your opinion of Vammyism )
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 20:40:29 GMT -4
IT CAN BUGGER OFF FOR ALL I CARE.
WHATS VAMMY GONNA DO, STAB ME?
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 21:06:44 GMT -4
54/200
No, I wouldn't stab my favorite fan
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 21:26:19 GMT -4
<;;;athiesm.cache/extract
>><ignorepreachings.exe
there
that should do it
RESEARCH FLAMETHROWERS.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 21:29:35 GMT -4
They're converting your robots tho
Flamethrowers might get rid of them
91/200
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 21:33:12 GMT -4
HEY I SENT OUT A BUNCH OF SNIPERS TO LEARN MAGIC A WHILE AGO.
DO I HAVE WIZARD ROBOTS YET?
HM. MY PROGRAMMING DIDN'T WORK.
TRY THIS NEW FLAMETHROWER ON THEM.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 21:35:55 GMT -4
Flamethrowers take time
One of your snipers learn magic, four of them heard a island compalin about the sun.
No wizbots yet
118/200
Your people seem to be accepting this crap, Vammyism is a curse
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 29, 2015 21:36:22 GMT -4
Prostitutes.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 21:42:14 GMT -4
HOW ARE THEY ACCEPTING THIS.
THEY ARE ROBOTS, DAMN IT.
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME VIEWS!
MAYBE THAT IS THE PROBLEM.
POLITELY ASK THEM TO LEAVE.
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, THREATEN TO BREAK THEIR KNEECAPS.
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, BREAK THEIR KNEECAPS.
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, POLITELY ASK THEM TO LEAVE AGAIN.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 21:48:19 GMT -4
They run away whatever they you and your hounds because.
" Unbelievers always try killing us. "
152/200
Vammyism has already had one crusade and has converted 47 enclaves worth of land to the faith.
Ain't it great?
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 21:49:41 GMT -4
my cult is finally growing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im going to liveeeeeeee!
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 22:08:23 GMT -4
CONVERT THEIR PRIESTS TO MY FAITH.
ROBO-THEISM.
TELL THEM THEY TOO, CAN JOIN IN ON THE MIRACULOUS PROSPECT OF BECOMING A ROBOT.
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 22:14:13 GMT -4
THeir priest kinda want their cult to exist,
182/200
One or two turns from enjoying Vammy's sweet embrace
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 22:16:34 GMT -4
PRAY TO VAMMY TO NOT BE CONVERTED TO VAMMYISM
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 22:22:21 GMT -4
PRAY TO VAMMY TO NOT BE CONVERTED TO VAMMYISM oh my god im laughing so hard |
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 29, 2015 22:23:34 GMT -4
inb4 you use antivirus software and execute >getridofvammy.exe
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 22:35:35 GMT -4
(i tried that korean man
for some reason it didn't work
i had to turn to religion to get rid of my religion problems)
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 22:41:10 GMT -4
193/200
Oh boy! Your people are on the verge of accepting good old Vammyism
If only you had a Robo-priest to convert them back to atheism
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 22:42:51 GMT -4
CURSE YOU VAMMY
THIS IS WHY I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU
ROBO-PRIEST
ENLIGHTEN THE PEOPLE
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 29, 2015 22:45:00 GMT -4
BEWARE! THERE'S A PUSSY IN THE SPOILER! IT'S ALL CREAMY, TOO! |
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 29, 2015 22:46:03 GMT -4
reported
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Post by vammy on Jul 29, 2015 22:48:52 GMT -4
( If the roll matters the Vammyism pope got a 20 and you got a 3, so converts would of happened but since I!m not a cock... )
MRobo-priest saves the day with this great speech
" I heard that the pope is a literal alien and Vammy is just a teenage boy on the Internet, so uh don't worship them. "
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Post by eloos on Jul 29, 2015 22:50:39 GMT -4
Grape jesus descends
"I AM THE SON OF VINEOTIS, AND THE REPRESENATITIVE OF VAMMY! PRAISE THE LORDS, AND WE CAN FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR SINS! RATHER THAN JOINING THE EVIL SATAN, YOU WILL BE REBORN IN THE GREAT ROBOT FACTORIES OF PREARES, AND EITHER RETURN TO THIS EARTH OR LIVE WITH THE GOOD GOD VAMMY IN GODLAND!"
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 29, 2015 22:51:09 GMT -4
Wtf. Why'd you report my cat?
What, if I post a vagina will you be happy?
Sick, nasty person.
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