vammy
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 14:39:11 GMT -4
On Robotia where you managed to become king of robots you were loved and well renown by all you faced a major problem, you conquered the planet. Of course to fix this little problem you began to make spaceship to fly to a nearby planet to conquer but sadly you crashed into the new world.
Most of your crew survived and your not getting back home for a while so why don't you settle down at this new world and see what happens, maybe your empire will grow while your gone.
Troops:
King Gweb of Robots, Level 30, master wizard, controls metal.
10 Musketmen
5 Robo-Dogs
3 Poachers
1 Sniper
Recruit:
Metal: 4000 ( Since you joined late you get more )
Musketmen: Solders right out of basic training, they're trained in the art of battle and shooting your enemies with muskets. Cost 100 metals, 0% chance of learning magic
Robo-Dogs: Built by the best of scientist Robo-Dogs are a loyal pet and talented murderer for all your Robo needs. Cost 200 metal, 0% chance of learning magic.
Drones: Small robots with video cameras attached they're mostly used for stealth and bombing purposes. Costs 250 metal, 0% chance of learning magic
Poachers: Hunters who can catch any type of game, even the illegal kind. Known for their combination of skill with firearms and speed they're a popular choice for robot armies. Costs 500 metal, 1% chance of learning magic
Sniper: A troop trained in long distance battle, only fighting from a mile away and usually murdering whoever's not playing attention, costs 2000 metal, 2% chance to learn magic.
Über: strongest OP troop, will explain later because yeah.
Buildings:
Request a building I'll tell ya what it cost
Research
Your scientist are recovering at the moment
Resources
Metal
Copper
Coconuts
Religion ( Newly added due to recent expansion Holy Wars )
None of your enclaves worship anything, guess you can change that
Vammyism is the most popular religion at the moment
Location
3 of your enclaves are coastal
12 are metal mines
5 are grasslands
Go ahead Gwebster build your empire
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 14:40:48 GMT -4
*cough* worship satan*cough*
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 14:53:55 GMT -4
HAH. WE ROBOTS NEED NO RELIGION.
OUR NEW LANDS WILL BE A SMALL CLUSTER OF ISLANDS. WE SHALL CALL IT, AN ARCHIELPGO. ARCHIELPGO.
...YES.
I WILL COMMAND MY ROBO-WORKERS TO CONSTRUCT AN INDUSTRIAL FACTORY, TO BEGIN PRODUCTION OF NEW MUSKETMEN.
WHEN MY PETTY SCIENTISTS ARE REPAIRED, BEGIN THE RE-RESEARCHING OF ROBO-HORSES.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 14:58:56 GMT -4
Atheist robots would be a great band name
Your Archielpgo should have a name what's it's name?
New Musketmen! Wooo
Robo-horses shall be looked into.
Event:
Your people see a satellite in the air, it seems others live here
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:03:21 GMT -4
THE GREAT ROBOT ARCHIELOPLGO SHALL BE CALLED JUST THAT, "The Archielpgo," IT IS THE BEST ARCHILEOGP OF THEM ALL.
YES, THE SATELLITE. SOON WE SHALL CONSTRUCT ANOTHER ROBO-SPACE-SHIP-ROBO AND RE-UNITED WITH OUR ROBOTIC ALLIES ON OUR HOME WORLD. THEN, WE SHALL TAKE OVER THIS PETTY WORLD ONCE AND FOR ALL.
EVENTUALLY.
BUT RIGHT NOW, WE START ON THIS ARCHIELEPGPGOG.
SEND OUT A GROUP OF SIX MUSKET-MEN TO EXPLORE THE REST OF THE ARHIRHIAHR....LEGO.
REPORT BACK IF ANY NEW RESOURCES ARE FOUND.
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 15:07:40 GMT -4
A demon wearing purple robes with a goat scarf with ancient demon markings etched onto it sails to The Arcielpgo.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 15:09:30 GMT -4
The Greatest Archapaligo in the world
Yes you will this world is for your taking!
Your scouts will come back in two turns
The arhcpofsoj has lots of coconuts your robots describe as ' tasty'
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:17:11 GMT -4
"TELL ME, MUSKETMAN GEOFF, HOW DID YOU TASTE SAID COCONUT IF YOU ARE A ROBOT?"
IT SEEMS SOME OF THE NATURAL DWELLERS OF THIS PLANET WOULD ENJOY THESE SO CALLED COPONUTS. ATTEMPT TO COMBINE THIS COLONNNUTS WITH OUR TEA AND BISCUITS. IF SUCCESSFUL, WE WILL HAVE... A COCONUT THAT IS COMBINED WITH TEA AND BISCUITS. SO THERE'S THAT.
THE LEADER OF THE ROBOTS COMMANDS THAT THEY GO INTO THE MINES AND RETRIEVE MORE PRECIOUS ORES AND GEMS, AND CONVERT THOSE INTO METAL.
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 15:18:19 GMT -4
A demon wearing purple robes with a goat scarf with ancient demon markings etched onto it sails to The Arcielpgo. |
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 15:21:40 GMT -4
" YOU ADDED TASTE SENSORS SIR! "
Coconut tea with biscuit seasoning will be a hit in a teen demographic, and yes it does taste good ( not in real life... Yes I just tried this )
Metal shall be mined with all our might sir.
There's a demon who wants to talk with you
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 15:23:57 GMT -4
im here
hi
yo
what's up
my name is diplomat demon
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 15:25:27 GMT -4
He tracked down your ship using satellites
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:29:46 GMT -4
"OH, I DID? RIGHT, YES, OF COURSE I DID."
WHO IS THIS WEIRD PURPLE THING?
"GOOD MORNING-NOON, TO YOU, RELIGION-BASED LIFE-FORM. WHAT HAS BROUGHT YOU TO THE GREAT ARLEGPO?"
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 15:30:33 GMT -4
"I am a diplomat from the Demon and Grape Commonwealth. I come here bearing words of both grim and good origin."
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:32:17 GMT -4
"Demon and Grape-? I MEAN, OF COURSE, THE DEMON AND GRAPE COMMONWEALTH. WE WELCOME YOU HERE TO OUR ISLANDS. TELL US, WHAT IS THIS NEWS?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 15:32:23 GMT -4
It's a grape demon also known as a Grmon
Taste sensors are useful
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 15:35:53 GMT -4
"Before my good king Birm was a Grmon, he was a normal grape. His kingdom was destroyed due to the backstabbing, treacherous, evil, Overworld Dominion. Not only did they overthrow his kingdom, but rather than taking Birm prisoner they completely annihalated him and his lover, an Uber. He came back as a demon, and became a king once more. But the Overworld was not done, no. They invaded once more, and this time they have made several attempts to kill Birm - and he has only tried to kill LNG's leader once[and succeeded, mind you]. But we bring good news; this was only a warning. We do not wish for you to be involved int he war before you are ready. Instead, we simply want to begin trading with you; our resources for yours. We wish to keep a good relationship with anyone who realizes that the Overworld is evil, and rightfully so."
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:38:43 GMT -4
HM, YES, EVERY INTERESTING EXPOSITION.
"YES, OF COURSE. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT, BUT IT MATTERS NOT. WHAT TREASURES DO YOU HAVE IN MIND? WE HAVE COCONUT-TEA-BREAD. HERE. SO THERE'S THAT,"
THE ROBOT LEADER TURNS TO HIS SECOND IN COMMAND, MUSKETMAN GEORGE. OR GEOFF. WHATEVER IT WAS.
"GEORGE, BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF A FOOD BREWERY BUILDING. IT IS WHAT WE WILL BEGIN TRADING WITH THE GRAPE-DEMON PEOPLE."
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 15:40:38 GMT -4
"We have a treasury of great sizes; small amounts of jelly and red dust, large quantities of Obsidian and lava, quite a bit of coal as well, alongside goat meat and blood. We also have grape seeds, wine, and vines. What seems like it would benefit you to trade?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 15:45:58 GMT -4
" YES SIR I'LL MAKE THE BEST FOOD IN ALL OF FOODLAND "
Food will be produced
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 15:53:28 GMT -4
The demons leaves due to war
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:54:34 GMT -4
MOST OF THAT SOUNDED LIKE COMPLETE RUBBISH.
"MMM YES, VERY INTERESTING. I WOULD LIKE TO TRADE YOU FOR THE COAL, HOWEVER, FOR OUR MANY INDUSTRIAL FACTORIES." THE ROBOT LEADER SAID, POINTING AT HIS ONE FACTORY.
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 15:56:04 GMT -4
OH.
WELL.
FAREWELL.
BACK TO BUSINESS.
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 16:01:20 GMT -4
It seems the Grmon is at war with aliens this day got a bit weird hasn't it.
Yes back to business
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Post by gwebster2 on Jul 27, 2015 16:02:39 GMT -4
(what thread is this war happening on?)
WELL, I SUPPOSE UNTIL OUR SCOUTS RETURN, CHOP DOWN SOME TREES AND BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF SMALL HOUSES AROUND THE ISLAND.
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