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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 15:46:23 GMT -4
I send a large rock flying otwards the opposing dragon at high speeds before having the ground below him sink slowly, miniature rocks tearing into his wings an attempting to leave him stuck in a pit
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 16:09:43 GMT -4
Darynbo
Your goblin blinks at you before saying.
" We don't have any fire. "
Rockus
You win the contest quickly and swiftly, a large elder dragon comes up to you.
" Hello Rockus I heard you were looking for a way to become rich and famous' "
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 16:12:12 GMT -4
"Yes, how do I get gud?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 16:21:19 GMT -4
"Hmm..."
I pick up the goblin by biting the back of his shirt, like how a dog carries it's child, and I fly down to the village.
"Villagers. My goblin needs a torch. Provide him with a torch!"
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 16:25:35 GMT -4
Daryn
"No! We gave you what you want! "
Rockus
" Well we're schledging a little raid little, you could join us, "
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 16:26:25 GMT -4
"Join? OF COURSE I WILL JOIN!"
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 16:27:44 GMT -4
" Sweet, we need someone to carry all our servants, "
He points to 1000 random mortals.
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 16:29:21 GMT -4
I magic a big rock to float alongside the dragons while we fly.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 16:30:52 GMT -4
You have 0/1 magic power due to the contest
Yes I'm a bastard
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 16:32:44 GMT -4
Hold all the mortals in my mouth but dont digest them
gonna play fallout 3 for first time wish me luck
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 16:40:00 GMT -4
"Oh come on. I'm a giant dragon that took over this village. You'd give a torch to a leper passing by. Is this really that much of a debate here?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 19:06:53 GMT -4
Rockus
All the mortal jump in top of you
( fallout 3 is leet )
Daryn
" Well yeah but uh your a big fat meanie! "
( if you can't tell this isn't serious nor logical $
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 19:12:09 GMT -4
(I know. Why do you think I'm so casual with jokes bout leprosy?  ) "Very well then. How's this for a change." I hit him with a happy blast. "Now may I please have a torch?" |
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 19:50:43 GMT -4
Darybo
He smiles and starts dancing over to the torch room
" Hre's a torch friend! "
You leave wondering why he mentioned the Holy Roman empire
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 19:55:18 GMT -4
I give it to the goblin, and fly him, careful not to extinguish the torch, over to the cave.
"Now, guide me with your light, goblin."
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 20:52:05 GMT -4
" Okay boss, there's a lot of rocks and dampness. Like your mom! Zing! "
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 21:03:54 GMT -4
"Pfft. My mom was a fire elemental. Rocks and dampness would've killed her."
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Post by vammy on Jul 27, 2015 14:51:58 GMT -4
" why you gonna ruin my jokes? "
Your goblin picks one of the rocks.
" THere's a snail should we eat it? "
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Post by eloos on Jul 27, 2015 14:53:03 GMT -4
Fly to where everyone else is going.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 27, 2015 15:14:29 GMT -4
"You can. It your snail."
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Post by tarandus on Jul 28, 2015 2:11:56 GMT -4
Dear Humans,
I am Knirps the dragon that resides in the great cave above you, some of you may be laughing as you have never heard of my greatness but I can use Soul-fueled Death Magic to destroy you all! So when you see a Fucking Badass Gray-scaled dragon with leathery wings remember this letter.
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