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Post by vammy on Jul 25, 2015 21:04:32 GMT -4
Life of a Dragon
Everyone knows about dragons, enormous beasts that produce fear and respect from all things, they have hundreds of servants, mountains of gold and fame higher then the highest king. They truly live the life well some of them do, and let's face it your not one of them you have one annoying goblin as a servant, one gold coin and fame within a one km radius of your cave.
But for you my friend that's all going to change your going to be become the greatest dragon who ever lived!
First you just need to send the humans a message don't worry the goblin will write it for you.
Here:
Dear Humans,
I am [Insert name ] the dragon that resides in the great cave above you, some of you may be laughing as you have never heard of my greatness but I can use [insert magic you use ] to destroy you all! So when you see a [ insert appearance ] dragon remember this letter.
Pick a Name, Magic and Appearance
This will be a Multi ISRP
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 3:40:37 GMT -4
Dear Humans,
I am Darynbo the dragon that resides in the great cave above you, some of you may be laughter as you never heard of my greatness but I can use rainbow magic to destroy you all! So when you see a really shiny dragon remember this letter.
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 26, 2015 4:14:37 GMT -4
Dear Humans, I am Detalyx the dragon that resides in the great cave above you, some of you may be laughter as you never heard of my greatness but I can use Black Magic to destroy you all! So when you see a Black, overdesigned dragon remember this letter. Read more: bannanachair.proboards.com/thread/1440/life-dragon#ixzz3gz1bOlUy |
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 12:42:01 GMT -4
Darynbo
As you live from your cave you oversee a small village, the goblin reported that they just realized that a dragon lives here. They send a single solder to meet with you.
" Hello Dragon I am Ier why have you decided to come here? "
Detalyx
Since the main point of being a dragon is destruction and your black scales gives you great stealth your planning a sneak attack on a local city. Your two troops are Vammy the goblin and one of his friends who has a green belt in karate.
How do you greet the villagers?
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:07:16 GMT -4
"Because, Ier, I enjoy the view, and the fact you can't do nothin' bout it! I'm warning you! I barf rainbows! Ooh, another good reason. I can make a river through your village that's all the rainbow barf I'll spit up. That'd be fun to see."
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:27:16 GMT -4
Darynbo
He pulls out his blade and smirks.
" Well that ain't happening to us, you tried using your magic on me and I'll eat ya up! I'm warning ya dragon you can attack village but ours. "
He begins to stroll away...
Your goblin slingshots a pebble at him.
" And stay out human! "
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:30:43 GMT -4
I give the goblin a quick round of applause.
That seems like a challenge. I get up and fly out of the cave, examining the village below!
And hopefully making Jesus cry with my fabulous sparkles.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:34:19 GMT -4
Darynbo
Jesus indeed does cry and it rains for a few seconds
The village has 50 people and it seems only one solder
The goblin is happy.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:40:02 GMT -4
I look at the one solder AND BREATH MY SUPER DUPER OMEGA BETA ALPHA RAINBOW BEAM OF DEEEAAATH!!!
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:43:18 GMT -4
Magic points
1/1
You used the spell: rainbow blast
No more magic.
You don't hit the solder but you do blow up the gate he's near
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:47:03 GMT -4
Well, dang.
I fly down to the solder and chomp on him!
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 13:52:37 GMT -4
You bite the solder and people start screaming.
" Okay Okay what do you want from us? "
Your goblin wants a hot tub
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:58:45 GMT -4
"Give me a hot tub, and daily a serving of your most fabulously done mutton with some gravy and some darling spices. Ooh! Can I get a temple to worship me too?"
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 26, 2015 14:02:13 GMT -4
I sneak in to the local village, and take a few villagers, killing them. and bringing the bodies back to my cave.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 14:06:23 GMT -4
Darynbo
" A temple? We will never worship you! The gods will kill you foul beast! "
Detalyx
The karate goblin takes a few shiny cups and leaves, Vammy stays with you.
What do you do with the bodies?
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 14:11:33 GMT -4
Hey Vammy! I found a Yu Gi Oh card named Rainbow Dragon! My greatness spreads!  I look at them, "Ok. A temple was going overboard. GET ME A HOT TUB! And make me my mutton. And make it snappy! Place it at my cave when you're done." I fly away, wondering how I can recharge my magic. |
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 14:18:29 GMT -4
Darynbo
You need to train to improve your magic, sleeping recharges your magic.
When you land you find a plate of fresh mutton and a large wagon filled with heated water.
Thug life
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 14:21:47 GMT -4
I eat my mutton, have my goblin enjoy his hot tub and be on the look out for any villagers that might try to kill me in my sleep, and I sleep.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 15:07:54 GMT -4
Darynbo
Your goblin reads a newsletter
" Huge dragon kills guy and takes city. "
+1 fame
Now that you started getting little fame you think about your childhood.
When you were a baby dragon you had a older brother who would constantly bully you.
How did finally defeat him?
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 15:11:55 GMT -4
A big blast of rainbow magic converted his straight pride to gay pride and he wound up running off with the quarterback of the football team.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 15:15:05 GMT -4
Darynbo
Yes that was the day you discovered your older brother was gay, that was also the day when you discovered more of your powers.
Gained the abilty Happy Blast ( Makes the target incredibly happy )
Your cave isn't fully explored,humans need to told stuff, your goblin wants to find other goblins.
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 15:19:16 GMT -4
I am Rockius the dragon that resides in the great cave above you, some of you may be laughing as you have never heard of my greatness but I can use Earth and Rock to destroy you all! So when you see a Brown dragon with a clubbed tail remember this letter.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 15:23:53 GMT -4
I don't blame him. I walk down the cave to look around the parts I haven't quite seen yet.
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Post by vammy on Jul 26, 2015 15:35:57 GMT -4
Darynbo
As you walk though you realize why you never looked though here, it's dark and you need light,
Rockus
Your currently in a magic completion with another dragon
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 15:44:58 GMT -4
"Goblin! Get a torch!"
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