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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 18:43:43 GMT -4
Who is the weatherman? I Am Explanations: I Am?? (for people who don't get it) It is stated in the Bible that God is "I Am." It's kinda weird and I don't really get it, but, maybe I do, but that isn't really relevant ... Weatherman??? (for people who still don't get it) It is believed that God controls the weather. |
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 14, 2015 18:46:27 GMT -4
well in the christian belief he is pretty much the overlord of everything ever
save maybe satan
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 14, 2015 18:46:37 GMT -4
At first I didn't get it.
But then I read the explanations and I laffed.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 14, 2015 18:49:27 GMT -4
Literally everything that I know of the Christian faith are some scattered verses here and there that show the hypocrisy of modern Christian society and the first five seasons of Supernatural. (My dad's credit card decided not to work anymore so I can't get season 6 on iTunes). Oh, and that one verse where Aaron framed the goat for the sins of the entire village and exiled the goat to mount Azazel.
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Post by vammy on Jul 14, 2015 18:52:26 GMT -4
I read all the old testament. Great book but didn't make me feel that faithful.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 14, 2015 18:53:34 GMT -4
My parents encourage me to read the bible. Not so much for the religious stuff as for the stories, which they say are really great. The only one I've heard out in full is David and Goliath, and it's okay.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 14, 2015 18:54:19 GMT -4
i only read the bible when
a. I need to when i'm in church
b. when i've read every book in the house
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Post by A Friendly Guest on Jul 14, 2015 20:40:22 GMT -4
Wrong subforum. This belongs in the "Random Talk" subforum under the OOC section.
Thanks!
-A Friendly Guest
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2015 21:25:43 GMT -4
Actually, I could make another kind-of joke-ish thing, somehow making it so that this being in Life Talk correct, but then again, just kidding, I'm not gonna do that.
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Post by Ivy on Jul 15, 2015 12:54:51 GMT -4
Wrong subforum. This belongs in the "Random Talk" subforum under the OOC section. Thanks! - A Friendly GuestPlease refrain from pissing everyone off with your minimoding! It doesn't make you look more clever. Thanks!  |
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Post by conspiracist on Jul 15, 2015 13:13:12 GMT -4
modern "Christians" be like "yo man I got a tattoo of jesus eating bacon to celebrate my third divorce"
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 15, 2015 21:55:19 GMT -4
modern "Christians" be like "yo man I got a tattoo of jesus eating bacon to celebrate my third divorce" Deuteronomy 14:8 |
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Post by trick on Jul 16, 2015 22:30:02 GMT -4
Literally everything that I know of the Christian faith are some scattered verses here and there that show the hypocrisy of modern Christian society and the first five seasons of Supernatural. (My dad's credit card decided not to work anymore so I can't get season 6 on iTunes). Oh, and that one verse where Aaron framed the goat for the sins of the entire village and exiled the goat to mount Azazel. you like Supernatural? okay i (friend) like you a little now |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 17, 2015 10:06:14 GMT -4
Literally everything that I know of the Christian faith are some scattered verses here and there that show the hypocrisy of modern Christian society and the first five seasons of Supernatural. (My dad's credit card decided not to work anymore so I can't get season 6 on iTunes). Oh, and that one verse where Aaron framed the goat for the sins of the entire village and exiled the goat to mount Azazel. you like Supernatural? okay i (friend) like you a little now Supernatural is an amazing show. It scares the shit out of my younger brother, though. |
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Post by trick on Jul 17, 2015 13:18:43 GMT -4
you like Supernatural? okay i (friend) like you a little now Supernatural is an amazing show. It scares the shit out of my younger brother, though. hell yes it is lmao, one of my friends is scared of it like all hell then again she's a stereotypical teenage girl of this age so |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 17, 2015 19:30:11 GMT -4
Supernatural is an amazing show. It scares the shit out of my younger brother, though. hell yes it is lmao, one of my friends is scared of it like all hell then again she's a stereotypical teenage girl of this age so How old is she? |
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Post by trick on Jul 17, 2015 20:12:23 GMT -4
hell yes it is lmao, one of my friends is scared of it like all hell then again she's a stereotypical teenage girl of this age so How old is she? 13 |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 17, 2015 23:27:54 GMT -4
In that case, the stereotypical 13 year old girl is a coward. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 23:41:54 GMT -4
It's not a good joke if you have to fucking explain it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2015 12:05:42 GMT -4
It's not a good joke if you have to fucking explain it. The explanations were mostly for atheists. Mostly, because some atheists read the bible for the stories, and some people who aren't atheists still don't read the bible. Also, I do not believe I was fucking at the time of explanation, nor at any time in my life whatsoever. Therefore, your point is invalid. |
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Post by Death on Jul 18, 2015 14:50:03 GMT -4
It's not a good joke if you have to fucking explain it. The explanations were mostly for atheists. Mostly, because some atheists read the bible for the stories, and some people who aren't atheists still don't read the bible. Also, I do not believe I was fucking at the time of explanation, nor at any time in my life whatsoever. Therefore, your point is invalid. I read the bible so I can quote it in arguments against Christians. It's funny how some of them don't know their bible. |
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 18, 2015 15:57:45 GMT -4
The explanations were mostly for atheists. Mostly, because some atheists read the bible for the stories, and some people who aren't atheists still don't read the bible. Also, I do not believe I was fucking at the time of explanation, nor at any time in my life whatsoever. Therefore, your point is invalid. I read the bible so I can quote it in arguments against Christians. It's funny how some of them don't know their bible. Excellent idea, I'll have to get around to reading the bible someday so I can do the same. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2015 17:37:02 GMT -4
The explanations were mostly for atheists. Mostly, because some atheists read the bible for the stories, and some people who aren't atheists still don't read the bible. Also, I do not believe I was fucking at the time of explanation, nor at any time in my life whatsoever. Therefore, your point is invalid. I read the bible so I can quote it in arguments against Christians. It's funny how some of them don't know their bible. It's really easy to twist scripture though by taking things out of reference. Take the news for example; some famous celebrity or political leader will say something then get attacked later when their words get twisted. No doubt though man, lots of Christians don't know the bible. A study I saw says that only five percent of Christians have actually even read the four gospels, which is essentially what the Christian faith is centered around. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 18, 2015 18:56:00 GMT -4
The explanations were mostly for atheists. Mostly, because some atheists read the bible for the stories, and some people who aren't atheists still don't read the bible. Also, I do not believe I was fucking at the time of explanation, nor at any time in my life whatsoever. Therefore, your point is invalid. I read the bible so I can quote it in arguments against Christians. It's funny how some of them don't know their bible. Five hundred years ago, none of them knew the bible because none of them spoke Latin. Hell, lots of priests didn't know the bible. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2015 21:22:25 GMT -4
oh boy, look at all this atheism edge
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