Vammy the Jester-Knight

[vammy]

Vammy the Jester-Knight

There was once a knight who loved to write
Vammy The Jester Knight!
Sadly his stories were shite
Vammy the Jester Knight!
He was once had a great life
Till he banged the king's wife
He was nearly murdered for this reason
Then was charged with treason
He left the king's castle
He was no longer the king's vassal
Now they try to kill him at everyday
But Vammy escapes anyway
Now armed with his horse
And the great force

Of Vammy the Jester-Knight!


Here I'll post the adventures of Vammy the Jester-Knight

[caicee]

Beautiful.

[conspiracist]

11/9 would read again

[vammy]

Vammy the Jester-Knight Part 2 the Electric Boogaloo

One day Vammy was getting chased
He poisoned a rich guy's toothpaste
The Rich fell and his Family mad
So they think Vammy is bad
But any smart man knows Vammy is rad
And trying to kill him is just a fad
Anyway Vammy was running
The rich guy's archers were gunning
Vammy stopped and yelled
" I was just having fun! You can go to hell! "
But while he stopped the archers shot him down
Turning Vammy's smile into a frown
Vammy horse defended his friend
He bucked and charged for his kin
Distracted the archers and dragged away Vammy
Now their running to Miami 

What crazy adventures will Vammy get into next time?