Going to the People's Republic of China tomorrow

[Danonymous]

Hong Kong was cool and all,
but my other family in Fujian are cooler,
they actually have wifi and a computer that still has Roblox on it for three years,
after 6 years of depression maybe I can rekt some skrubs again.

Pros of Macau:
Tall buildings,
nice food,
hot girls,
Youtube,
boats and planes,
motorbike "dominant species" (sorry tim)

Cons of Macau:
Pollution,
too warm,
lack of oxygen, seriously I can't go outsider without clutching my throat,
giant spiders,
scary insects,
too much motorbikes,
90% Cantonese, it's not like I can't speak it or anything,
pedophilic old men,
people wear clothes with english on them for apparel, so sometimes I see an old man wearing a t-shirt with "Fancy me XOXOXOXOXOXOOXWGHGCDFGHVDSIYWVSYCVGE LOTS OF HEARTS" on it,
retarded schoolchildren,
smells like Irish hobo piss on the streets,
majority of males smoke,
games are all Japanese,
unhelpful airport workers that I want to kick,
airport workers fearing foreigners having ebola,
majority of Macau wearing sick masks in case of Ebola outbreak,
order a duck and they'll give you a chicken with it's head still intact (I'll post the link of a photo I took of it when I get to Fujian),
no spoons, forks, sporks, knives (thank god I know how to use chopsticks),
exploding cars,
faulty elevators,
spoiled children,
hentai stickers in the alleyways,
mosquitos,
no privacy,
incompetent government workers
and no chips (French fries).

Too bad Youtube is banned in Fujian thanks to fucking communism.

[Danonymous]

Edit cons:
All children with siblings are assoles,
little to no streetlights,
no one knows how to drive,
it's okay to beat the shit out of a family member in public,
McDonalds sell old shit,
no tourists seen since coming here,
smoke everywhere
and the national library sucks, the only english books are english dictionaries and children's pre-school literary.

[Deleted]

"Pollution
too warm
lack of oxygen"

Well, glad I'm never going there.

[Τι κοιτάς ρε]

"pollution"
Weak.

[eloos]

that's what ur mom said

[Danonymous]

Jul 7, 2015 12:04:58 GMT -4 eloos said:

that's what ur mom said

ur rite siiir

[Danonymous]

So right now I'm at an airport in the Republic, Hong Kong wasn't fun.

Look at these stupid typos and grammatical errors and sentences that don't make sense I've seen in Hong Kong.

"Pure like a cat."
"Kentuky Fried Chicken."
"Pop corn chicken."
"Welcome to you're evaluation."
"Sweet babby."
"Uysfxugvwgudev whuevcugewvdweu (Or something like that, I swear it isn't some language, I definitely saw random letters on a t-shirt)"
"Note: Gates will be close in 15 minutes before departure."

My bloody God, these guys who've produced these clothing or the sign makers should learn how to spell, just looking at these made me want to kill myself because my OCD wasn't having a good day. If I could get a job as an English teacher here then I would, because the 15 year olds here can't even say a full sentence without spluttering and pausing every few seconds, and that the english graduates here themselves couldn't pronounce anything right. This place is hell.

[Danonymous]

This wifi is shit I have to re-write this because the thing got deleted due to slow wifi.

Differences between China and Hong Kong:

Blues license plates, yay!
People drive on the right side, which I'm not used to because I was always used to the left side!
MORE PLANT LIFE,
BLACKER WATER THOUGH.
The main roads are gigantic, like, each side has three lanes, which is the size of Irish motorways, plus there are little to no traffic lights.
Security corporations have vehicles that look like bloody APCs, plus they themselves are armed with pump-action shotguns which I've never seen in person before.
I'm back in the familiar territory of Mandarin speaking people, not as if I couldn't speak Cantonese back in Hong Kong.
Strange looking bicycles.
The traditional peaked rooftops with the pointy edges, reminds me of a picture of a Pagoda in Japan.
AND I'M COPYING THIS IN CASE THE WIFI ACTS DUMB AGAIN.