War and kingdoms!

[LNG257]

not fo' long boi

[eloos]

we'll see

[vammy]

Shadows show up to help Birm

Robots lead the charge

The pods break due to liquid obsidion


E swarmers fly pass the jelly and begin to attack
Gandalf wrecks fools
E elephant starts rampaging

[LNG257]

The pods are already empty, so there's really no use destroying them.

Anyway, my airforce, along with transports with troops inside, is on the way. Weaponized satellites are still bombing Demon lands.

Swarmers keep flyin' and swarmin'

Grape militia get up on obsidian elephants and tame them so they become elephant riders on my side.

[eloos]

[k3rls playing a game of league of legends or is eating or something or not maybe he's just ignoring me idk but i dont think he's going to post for a bit]

Demon swarmers help fight against the swarming swarmers, and now that our allies show up a few demons disappear into invisible bats and arm the mines at the beach and ocean and stuff so now if he sends people via boat he's gonna get rekt.

My Obsidian body and Obsidian elephant are mlg and start rampaging alongside the monstrosity and obsidian elephant. Gandalf does what he does and airships cloak themselves and float around dropping bombs and will shoot stuff if reinforcements come.

[LNG257]

By the way

My swarmers are all camo and stuff

They're really hard to see, so it's really hard to hit them or find them

[eloos]

*radars*

[vammy]

Only Birm can tame elephants LNG

Swarmers continute their way into your land Birm

Bombs away

Birm your beach is now protected from any invader

Obsidion elephant are wrecking LNG's army and begin to cloak themelsves
( Birm you rolled a 1 so be ready for pain )

[Tikobe]

A massive armored airship with a giant jelly cannon arrives, the words Jelfucius on it's side. On it is Tikobe, king of Jellyton, and below it is a massive boat in which sits the uber Grassy.

Tikobe has Grassy send a massive wave towards the Demons' lands, yelling out, "An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and don't you go bombing us again, you heretical satanist scum of the earth!"

With the wave sent, the Jelfucius and Grassy's ships turn around and go home.

[eloos]

im ready for lots of pain

hopefully shadows get a good roll once k3rl gets online

pfft camo shamo, who needs camo when you just rampage everywhere? like not even in a specific direction literally everywhere

lava bombs are aoe, and i can use lots of aoe spells and things

Demons fire in all directions that is not the directions of our own troops.

Satellite lasers go from bombarding LNG's lands to bombarding his approaching airforce.

Airships continue dropping bombs and things.

The army all retreat behind Gandalf. Timmy puts an Obsidian shield around his skin, and Gandalf then makes a small star worth of lava in front of him, hopefully burning up many swarmers. Me and my elephants are made of Obsidian so we'll be immune to the lava.

[eloos]

Tikobe's ships suddenly blow up because of the mines.

[LNG257]

But the grape milita guys are grapes, so taming elephants is easier for them than it would be for the Swarmers or other Overworlders.

Oh yeah birm

I got *radars* too. So your invisibility basically does nothing to me.

Swarmers keep flyin' and swarmin' killing demons all day. They all climb on a mech, wreck it, move on to the next. (that rhymes)

Overworld planes should show up by now, and start shooting down demon air force. Transports come in, dropping mechs and Swingers and Gargantuans and the invisible Assassins and Chargers and my single FGS that are gonna wreck birm up.

Satellites shift to bombing the shadow forces and stuff, shadows gonna dissipate.

Hover tanks arriving now, flying over the seas, flying over the mines and not triggerin' anything. Blowing up demons with laser cannon and stuff.

Back home, Pope Jakan declared holy war against Satan and the demons, le grapes and some demons even are gonna be joinin' with meh.

Let's bring birm the pain

[Tikobe]

Pathetic. One of us flies, and it has armor. Punk.

Not only that, but that wave would capture those mines and use them on you and also clear the way for the aliens. You sure you wanna try and pull of that stunt on me?

[eloos]

pretty much yeah this is really stressful since k3rl is doing whatever the fuck he's doing

[LNG257]

That wave is also gonna extinguish flames and lava, and provide height advantage for my hover tanks so they rain fire and death and explosives upon birm's troops.

Tikobe been a big help to aliens today.

[eloos]

>lava extinguises lava

yeah no if minecraft follows logic and idk if it does it turns into obsidian but even then the people in the mini lava star are going to be suffocating while inside a big sphere of obsidian

[eloos]

water*

[eloos]

"You can’t put out a volcano with water."

indianapublicmedia.org/amomentofscience/volcanos-and-water/

[vammy]

Airship Birm not naval ship, some of your guys drown

The swarmers fly over the lava sheild and continute their violent assault

Reader beats invisibility

Birm's air force is stronger then yours

The shadows haven't showed up yet

Hover tanks start rekting shit

Holy war doesn't count yet

Lava bombs keep on hitting swarmers

[eloos]

yeah fuck you lng

start shooting your airforce to death

Mechs turn their focus to the hover tanks and wreck them.

Gandalf throws the lava orb at his airforce.

Liquid obsidian is thrown at the dropping troops.

Obsidian elephants and monstrosities stay close now.

Rest of troops huddle together and fight.

[passion fruit]

The Shadow Army rolls up, coming in to the aid of The Demon Kingdom.

[eloos]

and as tikobe kindly said, the wave sent the mines out of the ocean so he's safe

[LNG257]

Rawr

Mkay

Swarmers keep flyin' and swarmin' and jump in around and defeatin' radar, wrecking birm's troops and stuff

Swingers hop over buildings, hop onto mechs wreck 'em up and hop to the next, destroy everything demon. Gargantuans resisting lava and fire and stuff and advancing through demon ranks providing cover for other aliens. Assassins targeting magical birm units, like Gandalf the wizard.

Alien air force keeps doing stuff, some swarmers and Swingers go up and randomly attack a demon plane to bring it down.

Satellites bomb shadows before they can arrive and demon points of vulnerability.

Hover tanks destroy demon obsidian elephants and monstrosity, FGS helps kill monstrosity in 1v1

Naval stuff comes in, starts bombing demons from the sea.

Invisibility nullified everywhere

[gwebster2]

A humanoid, well-dressed robot rows his way towards the battlefield and parks his small wooden boat in the waters nearby. He has a cup of tea with him, and is an IC excuse for Gweb to watch the battle.

[vammy]

Shadows roll a three hahahah Birm is so screwed
But now he has the number advantage

Lava lava everywhere melting LNG's troops left and right

The shadows are helping

LNG continues his charge across your land trying to take your land!