vammy
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 15:37:21 GMT -4
LNG' s sorcerer doesn't know break shield magic
But he does know acid magic so it counts
Flamesthrowers Burn up like 8 swarmers, gud jib birm
Powder grapes land on FGS and get bounced off because yeah
Sand crawlers are underground
Alien armor is immune to lasers but jelly distracts a few of them
The grapes are now suffering from cold damage
The planes shoot a few bombers but they continue bombing
The FGS eats two raisins for dinner
Grunts will be used
See I'm responding to everything
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 15:41:56 GMT -4
The flamethrowers make a camp fire to heat up their fellow grapes and then get back to burning the swarmers and grunts and shit.
Planes go be planes again.
Stampeders go be stampeders.
The uber uses it's second spell, going to the swarmer groups and making a big storm of jelly to rain down on them. The sand crawlers put the powdered grapes right below his sorcerer instead because fuck you sorcerer. Birm waves his dick around to show his hate of the swarmers. Stampeders shoot jelly cannons and
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 15:52:35 GMT -4
Evantir and the Sorcerer working together make big blocks of ice on every fire, extinguishing it, and making all the flamethrowers REALLY REALLY FREAKING COLD so they won't shoot fire and they gotta be dropped or instafreeze the hands of the grapes holding them.
Bombers continue blowing up planes.
FGS continue eating raisins.
Swarmers eat jelly to make them stronger.
Grunts now charge in and kill all grapes.
Jakan intones the gods to let the Sorcerer fly(up to vammy or other gods to say if this works).
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 16:06:13 GMT -4
Flamethrowers are out the of game
Stampeders are stepping on swarmers and grape runner, two of each have been killed.
FGS has ate two raisins they taste gud
The jelly does nothing
38 Grunts, yep birm's grape runners are fucked
The sorcerer is already a regallum he could always fly
LNG's sorcerer has been injured after h casted his spell
The swarmers can't see due to jelly
Mad Stampeders can't aim that well Birm.
Birm your dick is to small to wave
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 16:08:13 GMT -4
Timmy and Birm go on a holiday cruise on the megaship, the sand crawlers disappear to their homes, and the rest of the grape army surrenders because this is boring, there's no way I'm going to win since LNG basically controls everything, lol.
Also we don't disarm the mines and don't tell them about it so we still kill the shits when they go into our territory.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 16:11:41 GMT -4
In the distance is a flying ship. Ripples are made in the ocean. The Jellies have finally come!
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 16:12:56 GMT -4
pls bby dont kill birmie and timmy
we surrender jellies
just let us go on our holiday cruise and you'll never hear of us again
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 16:14:09 GMT -4
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 16:16:50 GMT -4
Oh well. The Jellies head over the large island and drop Grassy off there. And Grassy is my lovely little uber filled with my intentions for the conquest of the Tail.
Next up, the Corals!
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 16:19:02 GMT -4
yo tikobe
the birmingtons bestow upon you what remains of their great knowledge bfeore going on their cruise
also all the ships beside holiday cruise mega ship go to the stone island and break themselves
no ships for you lng
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 16:24:05 GMT -4
That's nice. We win with few casualties. The coastal enclaves that were originally birm's are given to the Jellyfish for coming to fight, but when we learn that Grapes had island territories too, we offer the Jellyfish all of those in exchange for us getting the Savanna enclaves that had been promised, since island enclaves are probably nicer for Jellyfishes.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 16:27:00 GMT -4
The Jellies graciously accept, and would like to offer any military aid the Aliens might need, particularly in the naval area, in the near future.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:32:42 GMT -4
Emperor Avanak, our Uber, is making all the water nearby go crushing birm and his uber, fast. Water is heavy, so yeah, even if you can breath, yer juices are gonna leak out and you'll be nothing but a flat birm.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:34:59 GMT -4
Birm uses vine magic, a vine wrapping around the two of them and flinging them out of the water, and then another vine comes to whip them far away to who knows where.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:35:53 GMT -4
Evantir freezes the vines so they stiffen and can't move.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:36:40 GMT -4
Timmy uses jelly magic to drown Evantir in jelly.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 20:37:11 GMT -4
Birm gets sent flying a few yards away from the overworld boats
Like 50 yards.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:37:31 GMT -4
Swarmers quickly clean jelly away. Emperor Avanak keeps using magic to make water crush birm and his uber. Evantir keeps freezing the vines.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:37:56 GMT -4
Yeah fuck you LNG.
Birm uses more vine magic to fling him and Timmy away, too far for them to reach me quickly.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 20:40:11 GMT -4
The water magic allows three swarmers to swim to you in time but being a strong king you punch them away and sling shot yourself 150 yards
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 20:40:31 GMT -4
The Jelly King smiles.
"So it already started. Very well. I'll apologize to Birm later. I broke our agreement. The Aliens asked me to."
The Jelfucius and all three of the small airships, manned by shooters, take flight, and the rest of the army follows, Grassy on board the ferry used for the temple grapes.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:41:34 GMT -4
Ships keep sailing after birm. Bombers fly up and drop bombs on birm, while Uber, Evantir, and Sorcerer work together to freeze the water around birm very solidly so that he's trapped there no matter what.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:42:09 GMT -4
Timmy and Birm say "FUCK IT!", sacrificing much of their wine blood to Vammy in hopes of becoming satanic demons to mask their appearance.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 20:46:06 GMT -4
The Jelly King sees a bunch of ice in the distance, and he looks to his subordinates.
"Ready the jelly cannons on Grassy and the Jelfucius. When we reach them, we'll hit hard."
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 20:47:59 GMT -4
Vammy sends a demon to stab you for impersonation
Battleover
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