War and kingdoms!

[LNG257]

Our submarines are faster than yooooours. Plus we have lasers that are gonna boil your troops before they can get near. Woooo

[vammy]

Since lasers work underwater Birm is going to get burnt up

You guys both have pretty equal forces but Birm has the powerful Shadow navy as a ally and LNG has jellyfish

But yeah bothy sides take some damage

[LNG257]

My forces should be stronger than birm's because of our insane upgrades to laser weapons and armor.

FIRE THE LASERS CAPTAIN! WE HAVE WATER-BOILED GRAPE TONIGHT!

oh yeah, vammy, when can I bring my other troops in with sealed armor and oxygen tanks, and my airforce blows up Groogle holdings in other kingdoms?

[eloos]

We have lots of troops too, so we should be able to overwhelm them, hopefully. MarchBerry shoots subs to the bottom of the ocean, drones that are doomed to become destroyed slam into his subarmines if possible, and rest of navy blows up anything not being boarded.

life is good, hopefully.

[vammy]

Due to birmmie's infanty moving around and trying to wreck your ships, bad things are happening.

FIZA DA LAZERS

[eloos]

If we can board a ship that'll be good because then we have lasers as well.

Our heavier troops have two layers of armor, pineapple pikeys and then Obsidian, so we should be fairly resistant to lava. Lighter troops are hopefully too fast for the lasers.

Graison armored be shields for people boarding the ships, and then robots punch through them and everyone boards in.

[LNG257]

Order the navy ships to drop or fire explosives on any ship that is or is about to be captured. It should destroy the now useless ship, as well as a lot of enemy forces around it. The navy ships will focus their heavy lasers on the enemy ships and other heavies, as well as any flying enemies. The submarines and subplanes will use their maneuverability to stay away from boarding party enemies if possible, and use their more numerous, slightly lighter, faster lasers on the enemy mobile troops.

Subplanes that are threatened by being boarded are going to take to the skies, converting from submarine to plane, fly around and shoot down an enemy drone or two, then go back to submarine somewhere and ambush grape troops.

[passion fruit]

The Shadow props up his chair, sunbathing near the battlefield.

"Boo ya"

[vammy]

Birm should gave his navy weapons

But you gotta bunch of troops,so whatever

Birm captures two subs

LNg starts killing your troops

[LNG257]

Before the captured subs can turn on us, we laser the place the grapes went into, destroying the sub from the inside out. Other than that, do as before.

[eloos]

The subs, since they're so fast, speed around and use lasers to detroy other ships while we keep boarding.

Oh no weapons

OK then, how about this solution?:

RAM EVERYTHING

RAM

THEM

ALL

RAM


RAM

RAMMMMMMMM

all ships not being boarded are RAMMMMMMMMMMMMMED

[LNG257]

We use our lasers on your ship's engines so they are immobile.

[vammy]

Subs are fast so tthey dodge lasers

More troops die

Ramming only hurts your ships

[LNG257]

Fine. The only way to catch a sub is to use a sub... have one of my subs go on a merry chase of the captured subs, firing lasers into the engines and cockpit to kill the boarding grape pilot.

Use our speed and armor and weaponry to our advantage. Stay at range, use undamaged things to shield damaged ones, and FIRE THE LASERS!

Vammy how long before I can bring in my airforce and Swarmers and other troops?

[eloos]

Does it not hurt there's now

Because if not then wtf is this madness.

Lasers laser, drones bomb, robots kill stuff.

For some reason Jelly starts clogging up your laser cannons.

Also a ship fills up with lava on the inside.

[LNG257]

"for some reason"

I don't think that's an acceptable attack birm. You can't use weapons you don't have.

[eloos]

>timmy

>gandalf

>birm

magic.

[vammy]

Htey do infact have jelly and lava magic

Being them in anytime LNG

Birm p's magic is doing well

His troops aren't

[LNG257]

Continue. THE LASERS SHALL DESTROY BIRM'S TROOPS, AND GROOGLE SHALL NEVER ACHIEVE ITS DREAM OF BECOMING CORPORATE GOVERNMENT OF THE WORLD!

[eloos]

Ship engines suddenly fill up with jelly.

Troops keep boarding, airforce shoots more stuff.

[vammy]

You can jelly 52 of ships.

Lasers eat Birm-birm's wooden ships

[eloos]

Woo

More ships fill up with lava, and a Grappel Uber emerges from the dome and rips cannons off.

Some ships aren't jellied and instead we coat our own ships with obsidan

Ships ram things

Planes do things.

[eloos]

>lng gets online

>gets offline

ughhhhhhh cant we just say i lose? because there's no way im going to win

[vammy]

NEVA but you can post tho

[eloos]

but im going to die[maybe not birm,timmy, and hopefully gandalf, but my army is]! all my posts will be pointless!