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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 22:58:27 GMT -4
Actually, that's a good idea. As I'm too lazy to swim there, I go in an airship.
Except which one are we visiting? The stone rock one, the former grape one, or the rock n' roll one?
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 23:00:24 GMT -4
Former grape my jelly friend
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 23:23:44 GMT -4
Alright then!
"Set sail for the tip of the Tail!"
I swear I do not mean to make these things sound wrong.
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 0:05:53 GMT -4
No the tail, the easter island silly.
You find a two enclave island one prt with a bunch of plants and yellow snakes and one part witth levataing rocks
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 0:14:25 GMT -4
Interesting...
I attempt to make contact with the snakes.
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 0:21:34 GMT -4
" Anither travele! Sweet. Listen kid if you pay us rent like the grapes did you'll let you live in both enclaves"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 0:54:44 GMT -4
"You're charging an obviously superior kingdom who can very easily conquer these enclaves from you rent for two small enclaves they couldn't give a dang about? You're a bold snake. I like you. I've already kicked sandbiters and corals off of their land after killing a countless amount of them, but your boldness makes me want to keep you. What do you say, wanna join the grand kingdom of Jellyton?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 1:02:37 GMT -4
" If you pay rent we will... Also you can't get the other enclave without our help jelly. As well your not superior we are poisonous creatures with the home turf advantage. Your a much of outsiders who can barely walk on land. So pay rent or leave. "
They mean business
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 15:16:26 GMT -4
"Oh, tell me why I need your help to get to the other enclave?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 17:30:12 GMT -4
" Well little jelly why don't you go and see why those rocks fly so much? We'll give ya a tour. "
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 18:43:50 GMT -4
"I'd be much obliged," I say, motioning for the snake to lead the way.
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 18:47:41 GMT -4
When you get to tthe other enclave the snake yells out
" Island we have a intrudder! "
You get sent flying into the air and hear the island say
" WHO DARES INVADE ME!??! "
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 19:54:10 GMT -4
"Interesting... I am Tikobe, King of the Jellies of Jellyton. May I implore who you are?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 21:25:51 GMT -4
( Sorry I had to go to a car show )
" HELLO JELLY, I'M ISLE THE ISLAND. WHY HAVE YOU INVADED MY SNAKES? "
Islands are loud
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 21:46:14 GMT -4
(It's ok, I'll be slow today because I'm busy as well)
"Invaded? Why I was only offering assimilation. While I will not lie, said assimilation exists in the form of ultimatum, I had not yet fire any weapons. This island as of current falls under the domain of Jellyton. I do not want to get violent, but I also do not want to be taken advantage of by others. There has been no 'invasion' yet, but I will state that this discussion decides the fate of the snakes. I find them amusing, and I want them as an official race within Jellyton. May I ask what you desire?"
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 21:54:09 GMT -4
" Hold the fuck up, this island is me and i'm not owned by some dumb jellyfish as well my snakes wouldn't lie about being invaded, I'll have you know I'm a wizard so I can send you flying in seconds mr.jelly. What I desire is that you say sorry to my snakes! As well that you give me some jelly! "
( Pretend that's in all caps )
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 22:19:15 GMT -4
"A wizard, you say? Very well. I'm not interested in debating the exact definition of 'invade' and all of it's conjugations to you, and I'm even less enthusiastic about debating the difference of a misunderstanding and a lie to something so thick-headed you could very well say it's skull was made of stone, all puns intended. I will apologize to your snakes. But make no mistake. You are on my list, and these oceans belong to the Jellies. Your 'independence' from Jellyton will be monitored."
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 22:25:19 GMT -4
The island decides it's sick of your tone and throws you into the ocean, luckily you can swim because duh,
" Don't come back until you pay us in jelly! You stupid fish. "
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 23:05:34 GMT -4
The island talks. Interesting.
I have no intention of paying jelly, but I also have no intention of letting them keep that one airship. I order the Jelfucius to use the jelly cannon to destroy the airship left behind, so the snakes don't obtain technology I don't want them having.
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 23:14:16 GMT -4
The snakesd the island are sitll pissy.
So What now
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 10, 2015 23:33:53 GMT -4
I send another small airship to observe Isle the Island, and I order two new small airships be built, one to replace the one destroyed, and the other to replace the one observing the snakes.
Meanwhile, I order my scientists to build an incubator capable of holding snake eggs. I have a plan, but I must be able to incubate snake eggs for it.
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Post by vammy on Jul 10, 2015 23:37:33 GMT -4
The plane reports that the island is magic
Uh okay..k snake eggs
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 11, 2015 0:51:23 GMT -4
Well... I'd like to activate my plan today... But the internet shuts off at 10 where I live and that's in ten minutes and I need to talk to somebody for the plan so I'll hold off on the big parts till tomorrow.
In the mean time, I can make one last preparation: I order the scientists not working on the incubator to build a new airship model, one that's larger and more built for war than my numerous small ones, but smaller and weaker than the Jelfucius.
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Post by vammy on Jul 11, 2015 8:03:21 GMT -4
Ah yes a great ship before ten hits... A great army shall be built.
Event:
Vammys send you a message, " I just started a war... How do I win those? "
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Post by eloos on Jul 12, 2015 16:29:01 GMT -4
WANT SOME ICE CREAM?
WE CAN SELL ICE CREAM
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