Smelly smelly jelly

[vammy]

Sweet, you have some grape immigrants. ( Yes i'm intermixing )

[Tikobe]

Heheh... That is "sweet" (All puns intended (Puny puns punish punks)).

I decide to try helping these grapes integrate into a great society of Jellyton.

First of all they need housing. Jellies live in the water, but the grapes would get soggy. I decide to situate them in the closest non-coastal enclave to where all the jellies live, and I have the jellies assist the grapes in building homes.

[vammy]

Yes, let the grapes come let them take your jelly. Heheheheh

Okay the Jellies not the cosst are mostly goverment workers but it's cool

[Tikobe]

We all have our parts to play for the future greatness of Jellyton. Government work is good work.

Now, we need to get these Grapes working. There will be no lazy men in our society. I decide that the Grapes will need to help maintain the Vammy Temple on Nooksze Island, and I request a ship built out of grass to ferry the Grapes. I also begin to look for a High Priest amongst the Jellies to preach the words of Vammy!

I also distinctly remember that I requested the scientists to build me an airship. How goes that?

And how much Jelly do I have?

[vammy]

3000 Jelly

The grapes shall work hard, high priest are hard to find but we must find jelly of religous knwoledge

Your airship has been built but it needs fuel

[Tikobe]

Hmm... Don't oceans usually have oil? So long as we don't imitate BT we should be fine. Send some jellies out to find possible locations for oil, both on land or in the ocean. Preferably on land. I don't want the seas getting polluted.

I also decide to just blow the whole wallet. Another King Jelly, and a shooter shall come to me.

Edit:

Oi, and I'd like to see how much grass I have.

[vammy]

BT?

King jelly is happy he has a friend whi can relate to his problems.
Oil will be pumped anywhere it can be found

You are nwo fidnign oneoil per a turn

[Tikobe]

The company responsible for the oil spill some years back... (God, I'm getting old. That was in fifth grade and it's feels like a century past then)

Now, I shall, whatever the number of grass may be, donate large sums of it to the medical and scientific communities. Why? First, we must have more bandages! Second, I want the scientists to just randomly build me a giant grass monster now that they've made an airship. Seems pretty legit, right?

Also, how much oil will I need to get that ship flying?

[vammy]

You always have the same amout of grass as jelly kinda

You ahve like 3300 grass, more bandages

Probably like 50 a turn it's a small ship, only holds one troop.

I'm only 14 m8 I = young

[Tikobe]

Oh... And if I'm getting one oil per turn... That'd be troublesome. I cut back the grass production, or just very well cut it completely for a temporary period of time, so I can focus more on increasing the oil. I authorize complete usage of the electrical system the scientists developed, and the spare jelly shocker to supply power, to aid in the boosting of my oil production.

Also, scientists must make me grass monster.

[vammy]

Psst you have to make a oil drill,

According tot he news your jelyl fish immigrants are stinging other kingdoms and our leakingn jelly everywhere

[Tikobe]

Good point. Scientists can put that lovely grass monster on hold. They should build me an oil drill first, and then a grass monster! I give the scientists authorization to use the Grass Forge (Geez, that's been gathering dust) to build a drill!

And then my grass monster...

Meanwhile, I send a note to all immigrants: Don't be idiots and get your *** killed several times over.

[vammy]

75 Jelly and Grass found, 40 fish and 60 oil.

Your oil drill is working well,

But don't you understand their plight king? Stinging each other is how jellyfish greet each other

[Tikobe]

I understand it. I really do. But what's more valuable to me is the fact that my people live. I shed tears, blood, and sweat for them. I...

Wait a minute... Does jellies even have eyes? Do jellies even have blood!? I'm pretty sure we just bleed more jelly...

Oh hey, I found a way to increase our budget!

I send a scout to the Grapes. They've been silent.

[vammy]

Tte grapes soemhow have access to jelly

Yes jellies see by seeing water not flesh like silly people do

You bleed water and jelly

[Tikobe]

Not good. If they have access to jelly, we've lost one of our best trump cards.

We have a drill now, get those bloody scientists on my grass monster!!!

I decide to patrol the streets of local Jellytonians to find a jelly worthy of being the High Priest of the Temple of Vammy.

[vammy]

Uber #1 has been made.
Level 20 magic

Contains, jelly, water, grass and fish magic.

[Tikobe]

...

An Uber? What in the name of Vammy did I just do...?

For now... I uh... Guess it will be named Grassly?

I continue looking for a High Priest.

[vammy]

Ubers are the strongest troop in kingdoms, the more resocures you have the stronger they're. Ubers are crazed beasts made from the very lands of the gods, they're made of everyone single resocure you have and pure uncontained god magic. On Earf and Kingdoms 1 they were knwon for destorying entite enclaves and taking dwon entire armies.

You pick some random jelly to be a priest

[Tikobe]

So... I guess this is my trump. This oughta be interesting. I'm going to have be a bit more conservative with my resources.

On the other hand, now I have a priest, for regular sunday sermons, a bunch of scientists, a fish farm, grapes, a residential district, and a castle.

It's time to prepare myself. I shall take an uninhabited savannah enclave and place my airship in there. I take the designs from the previous ones and have them work to build two more. I also have a house built for Grassy in the another savannah. I get the scientists to develop random technology.

[vammy]

You're truly a pwoerhouse. All there is left to do is explore the world!

Or murder people

Or other stuff.

[Tikobe]

Yes... So I see.

It seems I've been too isolated with my neighbors. I'll send some scouts to the Grapes and the Aliens, and I send a King Jelly overseas to find any other kingdoms, and hopefully another resource we could use.

I'll have to gather my oil and prepare to mobilize the airships. I dislike the production of jelly, such a valuable resource, out of my kingdom. How much jelly do I currently have?

[vammy]

1870 jelly

Your neighbors are cureently developing super weapons and spying on each other, Birm has had some of citizens rise up in rebelion and Vammy threw a epic god party,

Your airships shall eb flown across the world.

Your King Jelly discovers a Isladn south east of here

Event:

" How the hell do we produce jelly? ' your scientist ask you

[Tikobe]

"I have wondered that much myself. I am unsure of the Grapes' methods, but it can't be through their own resources, for grapes should only ever to be able to produce jam. I believe they are doing something to the immigrant jellies, whether it be good or bad I do not know. This also begs concerns as to the fate of the Alien jellies. What say you, scientist?"

Hmm... Intriguing. We almost have enough jelly to build me the ideal army I want before I enter combat, even more with the surprise that came with Grassy. I guess for now I'll inquire my amount of oil and then send the Grapes a request to meet me in the Negotiation Room, while I have that advantage that comes with the Grapes' rebellion.

[vammy]

You have gained tis much in the last five turns

225 Jelly and Grass, 160 fish and 180 oil. ( I have no idea why no one else is producing as many resources as possible, instead of just one )

The grapes probably are doing soemthing witth the immigrants, maybe even grape stuff.

The trade request will go soon.

" I think the grapes are stealing our jelliyfishes rightful jelly reserves, we should Uber them to death. "