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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 21:27:41 GMT -4
marking
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 25, 2015 21:30:38 GMT -4
"The Commonwealth of the Demonic Provinces demands the following in order for a peace treaty. - All of the land previously owned by the Grapish Empire.
- The crystal enclave(s).
- The secret to making Red Dust.
- Stampeders
- Seventy-five percent of your homage land.
- Abolishment of your military.
- An embassy in your kingdom.
- The entirety of your kingdom to be converted to a Satanism-Vammyism hybrid.
- All of the information on your technologies.
- Free passage from the Commonwealth through your territory.
- Twenty-five percent of your total currency.
- A conversion system between the Commonwealth's currency and the Dominion's currency.
- Unrestricted access to all of your resources.
- A dedicated team of Demonic ambassadors to confer with the Dominion on national-associating decisions.
- Military bases set up in your territory as well as factories.
Do you submit to these demands?" the diplomat asks as he stops with the fifteenth demand.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 21:35:51 GMT -4
"HAAAAAAA. No. I won't even bother with my own terms, because it's quite obvious you aren't serious with yours."
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 21:39:06 GMT -4
[Prec had to go afk so]
"What terms do you suggest are too outworldly, then?"
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 21:43:22 GMT -4
"Every. Single. One of them. Except, perhaps, the part about Stampeders and an embassy."
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 21:46:25 GMT -4
"But you see, considering the fact our small army of 100 killed your army of over 400, now that our armies are on equal footings think of what we could do to you. And remember, the Grapish empire gave an answer similar to yours before you wiped them out, and history has a tendency of repeating itself. So we believe that these terms are more than fair. And I doubt your terms would be much better, and will continue with this belief until you openly declare them to me."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 22:26:34 GMT -4
"Our philosophy of war is different from yours. Numbers are not the only deciding factor in a fight. And our terms would be much simpler. First, and foremost, the turning over and destruction of all Swarmers and Swarmer materials you possess. We will send over some people to ensure that they are destroyed completely and utterly, but they will be there for that one, singular purpose. Second, your agreement for us both to send troops to assist Vammy in the godly war, which we suspect is not going his way. Third, no more terrorism or theft, on either side. That's all. If you want the Stampeders we have, fine, you can have them. Or, rather, you won't have them because we don't have any. If you want an embassy in our lands, we'll have one in yours as well."
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Post by vammy on Jul 25, 2015 22:51:06 GMT -4
"The Commonwealth of the Demonic Provinces demands the following in order for a peace treaty. - All of the land previously owned by the Grapish Empire. Perfectly reasonable
- The crystal enclave(s). Nope
- The secret to making Red Dust. Nope
- Stampeders semi-reasonable
- Seventy-five percent of your homage land. nope
- Abolishment of your military. nope
- An embassy in your kingdom. Yep, this is good
- The entirety of your kingdom to be converted to a Satanism-Vammyism hybrid. nope
- All of the information on your technologies. Nope
- Free passage from the Commonwealth through your territory. fair enough
- Twenty-five percent of your total currency. Nope
- A conversion system between the Commonwealth's currency and the Dominion's currency. 100% reasonable
- Unrestricted access to all of your resources. Hhahahhahahahaha no just no
- A dedicated team of Demonic ambassadors to confer with the Dominion on national-associating decisions. Fair
- Military bases set up in your territory as well as factories. Nope
Do you submit to these demands?" the diplomat asks as he stops with the fifteenth demand.
Uh good trade I guess |
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 22:53:22 GMT -4
"The Commonwealth of the Demonic Provinces demands the following in order for a peace treaty. - All of the land previously owned by the Grapish Empire. Perfectly reasonable
- The crystal enclave(s). Nope
- The secret to making Red Dust. Nope
- Stampeders semi-reasonable
- Seventy-five percent of your homage land. nope
- Abolishment of your military. nope
- An embassy in your kingdom. Yep, this is good
- The entirety of your kingdom to be converted to a Satanism-Vammyism hybrid. nope
- All of the information on your technologies. Nope
- Free passage from the Commonwealth through your territory. fair enough
- Twenty-five percent of your total currency. Nope
- A conversion system between the Commonwealth's currency and the Dominion's currency. 100% reasonable
- Unrestricted access to all of your resources. Hhahahhahahahaha no just no
- A dedicated team of Demonic ambassadors to confer with the Dominion on national-associating decisions. Fair
- Military bases set up in your territory as well as factories. Nope
Do you submit to these demands?" the diplomat asks as he stops with the fifteenth demand.
Uh good trade I guess Yep, definitely a deal that works to my advantage. - sarcasm |
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 22:54:11 GMT -4
And your terms work to my advantage...how?
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 22:59:13 GMT -4
And your terms work to my advantage...how? "The destruction of your Swarmers, our terms for the deal. The sending of troops to vammy, it's our combined demilitarization, making both our militaries weaker so it's harder for either of us to attack the other, as well as benefiting the great Vammy in his God-War. Third, no terrorism or theft makes sure we leave each other alone. If you want an embassy, you get an idea of what's going on here, and vice versa with our embassy. And I will invoke Vammy to be witness to this agreement, and to sign it with a magical bond so punishment shall come upon the one who breaks this agreement. We are of equal strength, so this is a mutual agreement for a cease-fire." |
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 23:00:53 GMT -4
"If we are to remove anything swarmer than so shall you."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 23:05:30 GMT -4
"The Swarmers are ours, and will continue to be so. Actually, how about a deal. You destroy your Swarmers, we will destroy the mech suit we took from you. You, as we send people to make sure the Swarmers are destroyed and no remains kept, can send an envoy to make sure the mech suit is destroyed and no remains kept."
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 23:07:13 GMT -4
"Our "swarmers" are demons, and thus belong in our sphere of influence."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 23:08:40 GMT -4
"You abused them and mutated them, they are still ours by origin."
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 23:11:24 GMT -4
"I highly doubt you did not abuse and mutate the Grapes when you assimilaited them into your empire."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 23:16:28 GMT -4
"Most of the grape citizens are, in fact, quite happy. I will not deny that we mutated some of them, but only to defend our Dominion against the likes of you. Those that were taken were made into the likes of Swarmers, with undying loyalty to the Dominion, and they were prisoners of war. We abducted no grape civilians. Regular grapes can travel to any Enclave in the Dominion, and any Jellyfish enclave as well."
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 23:19:07 GMT -4
"You claim you did it to defend against people like us, but here you are, leading an assault against us. And fine, then; you can have posession of the two swarmers that willing joined us, but as for the demons that we have made afterwards, that have an undying loyalty to the Demon Common Wealth, they stay with us."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 23:21:39 GMT -4
"Then if there is nothing else to argue about, call off your assassin and we can agree to the deal."
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Post by eloos on Jul 25, 2015 23:28:26 GMT -4
"Do you mean the one we proposed? If not, we are done here."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 23:29:36 GMT -4
"Then we are done. Goodbye, birm."
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 13:04:31 GMT -4
The King of the Jellies floats right on in.
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Post by eloos on Jul 26, 2015 13:05:29 GMT -4
The purple robed diplomat pops into existence.
[uh im going to wait for prec because he's better at diplomacy then me]
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 26, 2015 18:54:01 GMT -4
I return from my eternal slumber that lasts for nine hours during the common day because I was up until o-eight hundred hours last night/this morning.
"Hello, King Jelly. We have gathered here today to discuss your pact of alliance with the Overworld Kingdom and the foreign relations between the Commonwealth of the Demonic Provinces and the Jellian Kingdom." the diplomat says, sorting through some papers that he's displayed before himself on a steel desk.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 26, 2015 19:14:43 GMT -4
"Yes. I believe we've discuss the vague details behind that. Now let's discuss the finer details. Why do you think I would want to betray the Aliens for the Demons?"
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