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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:55:58 GMT -4
you're a cunt
i get attacked like third page, fine whatever, then lng basically gets immune to fucking everything so it's impossible to beat him
gg no re, lng has already won kingdoms
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 9, 2015 20:57:32 GMT -4
"Deal but you shall keep, like, these areas only for 5 years. We will begin, as compensation brah, sending you crystals at a number we shall discuss in the future, man."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:57:36 GMT -4
yes im a true prec
lolnotreally
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vammy
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 20:57:41 GMT -4
Birm was the most powerful in Kingdoms 1 and was one of the few lucky ducks who didn't get conquered or nuked to death in Kingdoms 2.
You been very lucky up till now
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 9, 2015 20:58:36 GMT -4
I hope no one else finds where I live, I just sorta want to build up since I came in late.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:59:49 GMT -4
Oh yeah, I found shadows and robots and stuff on birm's maps.
So I know where shadows are.
Gonna go greet you guys.
Huzzah for meeting people and stuff.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 21:00:15 GMT -4
Birm, Jellies, Robots, Grapes and Aliens all know where you are...
You just haven't been invaded yet due to being on a different island
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 21:01:13 GMT -4
Well... Not exactly. When I look at his strengths, I figure there is a way to take him down...
But lng is nice to me, so I'll keep that to myself and continue to work with him. And thanks for the new enclave, lng!
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 21:02:34 GMT -4
Reign... Don't count on elusiveness. The Jellies already gave you a very loud greeting.
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 9, 2015 21:49:52 GMT -4
i just want to live
okay
not be a vassal
just wanna live
ik this contradicts itself
shh
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jul 10, 2015 15:48:34 GMT -4
The two trucks return again.
"I call for the leader of these Jelly creatures." The crowned one says. "I wish to establish a trade route with you."
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Post by eloos on Jul 10, 2015 15:50:20 GMT -4
then a demon comes and kills u
but not rlly
i haven't met u yet
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 13, 2015 18:05:35 GMT -4
"I heard the Jellies wanted me?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 14, 2015 14:39:09 GMT -4
"Oh yes, sorry to keep you waiting," the Jelly king says, coughing a bit before continuing. "I find myself in dire need of aid, aid that I believe a people only as yourselves can offer me."
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 14, 2015 16:35:20 GMT -4
"What do you need help with, my friend?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 14, 2015 17:10:09 GMT -4
"I'll be blunt. In my domain lies a living island, and on this island lies a race of snakes. I need you to sneak onto the island, steal as many snakes eggs as possible, and give them to me. I will provide you one of my small airships for this. I will also leave how you do this to your discretion as long as it fulfills these requirements: The snakes are unharmed, they're left as calm as possible, and I receive a few dozen eggs. I will warn you though, the island has proven itself to be a rather powerful wizard. For a reward I will allow you to keep any number of spare snake eggs you stole, I will give you a new airship that's more built for war than my other small ones, and finally I will provide you large sums of grass, fish, jelly, and possibly oil. Any questions?"
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 14, 2015 17:19:53 GMT -4
"Does this job have a deadline, Or can I take my time to prepare?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 14, 2015 17:45:01 GMT -4
"Feel free. I need some time to make a few more preparations on my end, and I do need to make an appropriate gauge of my current resources for your reward. Will you need the airship I offered to assist you?"
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 14, 2015 18:17:35 GMT -4
"No."
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 15, 2015 2:16:56 GMT -4
"I've completed the deed, the eggs should be given to you."
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 15, 2015 16:16:44 GMT -4
"Thank you Shadow. I'll give you 1000 jelly and grass, and 400 fish. It seems I'm surprisingly lower on oil then when I last checked, so instead I'll give you the designs for an oil drill, and send some men with the reward ship to work on some. Is that ok?"
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 15, 2015 17:11:01 GMT -4
"Yes."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 21:16:04 GMT -4
So why ever would the demons want a peace treaty with me? I thought they were happy being at war.
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 25, 2015 21:19:41 GMT -4
The diplomat arrives.
"We do enjoy our ambitions in destroying your kingdom. We will allow peace with a few select terms. Do you agree to listen to our terms?"
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 25, 2015 21:21:23 GMT -4
"Fine, but you'll have to listen to our terms as well."
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