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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 18:57:26 GMT -4
he had basically no troops
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 18:59:06 GMT -4
LNG makes a point.
Rock has the choice to fight the grapes instead of taking the deal
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 18:59:11 GMT -4
10 musicans
5 overloads
3 blenders
1 Shredder
Doesn't seem like "basically none" to me. They probably could have sunk your ship so you never get out again.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 19:00:01 GMT -4
kwatever
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 19:00:20 GMT -4
1 sleeder could do something
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 19:10:58 GMT -4
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 9, 2015 19:41:50 GMT -4
A very 80's hairspray band guitarist walks into the room, a Flying V guitar in hand. He plays a 'rad' guitar solo and sits down in a chair.
"Like, dude, why did you blow up my island! It was like, all groovy, man!" He says to the grape king.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 19:42:58 GMT -4
"Because I got dedified and I need a place to stay.
Now become a vassal or get dedified by an Uber, a leader, and a mega warship with a shit ton of laser cannons.
You can have all your land back and more when I get vengeance and get my land back."
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 9, 2015 19:45:58 GMT -4
"Okay, but like brah, ask next time to settle on my land!"
The guitarist takes out a can of hairspray and sprays it all over his hair.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 19:47:12 GMT -4
ahem
so do you really know what im asking.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 20:02:29 GMT -4
The Jellies have arrived. Whenever you're ready, Aliens, we'd like to make a trade.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:11:05 GMT -4
"Ah, hello again Jellies. We would gladly make a trade of resources with you."
"However, first there is... another matter. We have seen grapes on another island. It appears birm is nearby, trying to rebuild his kingdom, and I daresay that he would seek revenge on us for taking his lands. Will you join us, in destroying birm once and for all, Jellies?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 20:21:48 GMT -4
"Of course, as per the promise we made a the end of the war. I'm having a ship built for my Uber already. Now we can finally see what my force can do. As to the trade, we find ourselves in increasing need for Red Dust. My Uber, Grassy, is pretty powerful you see, but I decided to make a giant tranquilizer dart that pumps him full of liquid red dust, which we made from some red dust we obtained from an earlier trade with you. We also found out it's explosive near electricity. The values are becoming real, and we'd like to offer you plans for a jelly cannon, if you do not already have one, some jelly, fish, and possible oil in return for some Red Dust."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:24:07 GMT -4
"We already have a jelly cannon, from birm's stuff, but oil interests us greatly, as well as some small amounts of Jelly and Fish to make our people happy. How much Red Dust do you require?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 20:35:04 GMT -4
"For now, anywhere from three to five hundred units. For every five units I'll give you one unit of oil, three units of jelly, and five units of fish. Is that to your satisfaction?"
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:36:57 GMT -4
"Yes, this sounds like a fair deal. Will 450 units of Red Dust be acceptable for you?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 9, 2015 20:42:50 GMT -4
"Yes. That'll be 90 oil, 270 jelly, and 450 fish. I hope you have a nice day, and my forces have begun to move out to join yours soon."
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 9, 2015 20:47:31 GMT -4
ahem so do you really know what im asking. Just play along |
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:48:07 GMT -4
rock leave me alone im dead
go talk to lng
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:48:22 GMT -4
I just conquered the island from birm who conquered it from rock.
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Post by The Villa Strangiato on Jul 9, 2015 20:49:35 GMT -4
I just conquered the island from birm who conquered it from rock. "Okay, like brah, can I have my stuff back?" He turns towards the aliens. |
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 9, 2015 20:53:48 GMT -4
"Anyone want gold... Its a magic ore.." Said the Shadow King.
"I ate it so I know it is magic, I also have yellowish crap."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:53:47 GMT -4
"Sure, sixteen of your enclaves back to you, but we want to keep a couple of the Coastal enclaves and the Crystal Mine, and another Coastal enclave for our jelly friends. We won't be mean unless you try to invade us, in fact we would be interested in trading with you at some point in the future."
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 20:54:18 GMT -4
^seriously fuck you lng
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 20:54:50 GMT -4
We're not all bad birmy. You just hate us cause we bust down everyone else who wants to be top dog, namely you.
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