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Post by Tikobe on Jul 7, 2015 17:56:20 GMT -4
The Jelly coughs, "I, Tikobe, King of the Jellies, wish to offer you are vast amounts of grass and fish, and possibly some of our delectable jelly. Grass has much uses right now: We've used it for bandages for my toe when I stubbed it on a temple, it can be used to fertilize crops, and we Jellies built our great forge out of grass, and it's totally not flammable!"
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 7, 2015 18:03:38 GMT -4
"Excellent. I was not aware of this about the grasses before, so thank you for enlightening me. We have enough grasses of our own, so I think we can manage, but the fish and jelly sound very good for trading. In return, I shall grant you some of our precious Red Dust, a substance that gives us strength beyond that of others and has made awe-inspiring advances for us. However, I have... one more request. In addition to some of your Jelly and Fish, I would like to take several malcontents off your... tentacles. Surely you have some citizens who do not behave well, and who will be punished for crimes. I would like you to give them to us, seeing as you have no real use for them."
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 7, 2015 18:09:18 GMT -4
"So I see... Intriguing. But I will not show my people inferior to yours. I shall accept this only one condition: I want information on your people. I already know much about the Grapes, but your kind is still an enigma to us. I will send you what you desire only when I know you have no hidden trumps to pull on us. Meanwhile, I am prepared to hand you much fish and some jelly for this 'Red Dust'. Particularly fish. Jelly is of a little more value as it produces our troops, you see."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 7, 2015 18:15:35 GMT -4
"The Red Dust lets our troops grow strong as well, so they are able to fight the likes of the grapes. 100 units of Red Dust for 80 units of Fish and 40 units of Jelly, as well as a short dossier of the three races that live within the Dominion for some of your prisoners. Is this agreeable?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 7, 2015 18:19:49 GMT -4
"Yes. That does sound agreeable. It's a deal. I hope we can reach such understandings again in the future."
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 16:58:51 GMT -4
"yo jellys and robutts"
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jul 8, 2015 16:59:50 GMT -4
A Scania T730 EXC Topline 8x2/6 truck cab rumbles into the negotiation room, followed by a red and blue falme designed Western Star 5700, carrying a pile of metal on the back.
They both then transform into robots, the Scania one having a golden crown atop his head.
"I call for the leader of these grapes my scouts have found." The crowned one says. " And I wish to initate a peace trade with you."
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:01:27 GMT -4
I'm on phone so please excuse mistakes)
"State your offer, Robutt."
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jul 8, 2015 17:03:24 GMT -4
"I offer 300 metal." The crowned one says, the flame one steps forward with the pile of metal now in his hands.
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:05:53 GMT -4
"I will give you 300 wine. I'm sure you Robutts will find a use for it.
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jul 8, 2015 17:10:23 GMT -4
"We accpt the trade." The crowned one saus as the flamed one exchanges the metal in his hands for a crate of wine. "I find one metal for one wine a good trade off." They both turn around. "Til we meet again." They bothe then transform and drive off back to their kingdom.
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:11:21 GMT -4
"no robutt wait i have another thing to trade"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 8, 2015 17:12:09 GMT -4
Tikobe, King of the Jellies, strolls in the Room, a little steamed.
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jul 8, 2015 17:12:39 GMT -4
They return. "What else do you wish to trade?" The crowned one asks.
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:13:23 GMT -4
"An ongoing trade of wine for metal to continue until one wishes to end the trade in order to better themselves."
"wat be wrong with u jelleh"
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Post by WildfireBlaze on Jul 8, 2015 17:15:32 GMT -4
"Consider it done." The crowned one says. "Til we meet again!" They both transform and start heading bsck to their kingdom.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 8, 2015 17:16:14 GMT -4
"This, Grape, concerns your recent production of jelly. We request that you immediately halt.
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:17:40 GMT -4
"You demand that we stop something we cannot stop. Jellyfish immigrants come, and leave their jelly around our enclaves. We either let our Grapes slip and hurt themselves on jelly, as well as making our enclaves covered with the exhausts of other peoples, or clean it up. It would be a crime to dispose of said jelly, would it not?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 8, 2015 17:21:22 GMT -4
"Grape, if we were to start making grape wine, what would you have left to trade that I could not already produce? Such capabilities that you have endanger our own trade, and can show us Jellies inferior and irrelevant to other kingdoms. I'd rather commit the crime of wasting jelly than commit the crime of endangering my kingdom of Jellyton. I'll say it again, a little more clearly: Stop the production of jelly before I force you to do so."
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:22:46 GMT -4
"How am I possibly capable of telling the jellyfish immigrants to stop producing the jelly they are named of? Tell them to stop doing what nature has them do?"
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 8, 2015 17:25:18 GMT -4
"Than dump it out into the ocean, or return their jelly to us. There are many in my kingdom wanting war with your kind, Grape, and I am barely able to hold them back. I'd rather not wish to demonstrate our power, particularly on a kingdom such as yours."
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Post by eloos on Jul 8, 2015 17:27:05 GMT -4
"While I do not appreciate threats of war, maintaining the peace and stability of this continent is more important to me than mere matters of pride. Any jelly our jellyfish produce will be shipped to you. I request, however, that any jelly I am already in possession of will stay in my hands."
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 8, 2015 17:28:19 GMT -4
"Very well, it is settled then. Good day, Grape."
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 8, 2015 17:38:38 GMT -4
All four of the Overworld Dominion leaders walk into the Negotiation Room, sitting down in various chairs.
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Post by Tikobe on Jul 8, 2015 18:03:08 GMT -4
The Jelly King strolls in, taking a seat with a view of all four.
"Yes, was there something you needed?"
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