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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:05:54 GMT -4
WAR. WAR. WAR. WAR.
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE; BUILD A ROBOT STAMPEDER.
INB4 REJECTED.
btw name the mega ship The Juneflower
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:10:52 GMT -4
btw purchase as many sand biters as we can without upsetting the public and arm them with laser guns
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 1:11:26 GMT -4
You would need help from the robots.
Metal, sparks and so science should work.
ALSO YOU NEED TO CAPTURE ANOTHER ELEPHANT.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:12:58 GMT -4
THEN GET THE ELEPHANT DAMN IT
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 1:18:55 GMT -4
YOu go into the savanna and find a elephant, it's non magical but your to need to tame it or subdue it
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:20:32 GMT -4
Give it wine.
It will be - OH MY GOD THAT JUST MADE ME REMEMBER
ELEPHANTS GO MAD WHEN THEY'RE GIVEN WINE
Instead, I come, unarmed, and give it the most delicious treats that are not wine.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 1:22:50 GMT -4
Dude have you gotten your elephant training class
" Rub the elephtant's nose and start sining a soothing song."
( Do tit birrem )
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:25:11 GMT -4
Since I obviously speak elephant, I tell it that if it joins us it will be given much wine, the highest quality food, the chance to kill fools, and also the best, most delicious, amazing wine that could be given to them.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 1:28:15 GMT -4
The elephant still wants you to rub the nose m8
Then he'll join
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:29:39 GMT -4
I rub the elephants nose, and also I sing it a song if it wants.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 9, 2015 1:29:38 GMT -4
Elephant training interrupted because of alien invasion.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 16:46:50 GMT -4
Birm and Timmy continue on their cruise, looking for a new island. Also if we can have the elephant I was taming too that would be fine but if not whatever I still have Timmy. I also could've brought the general but fuck him.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 16:49:56 GMT -4
You have discovered rock island... Looks cool
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 16:51:32 GMT -4
"FUCK YOU CUNTS WE'RE TAKING OVER"
Birm screams.
[do we need to do battlegrounds or not? i dont think rock is going to ever do anything on kingdoms. if we dont need too...]
The megaship charges up the lasers.
"SURRENDER TO US OUR WE BLOW YOU TO OBLIVION."
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 16:58:46 GMT -4
They have 16 troops but you have a Uber and a bunch of sand biters
So you win
( Rock didn't understznd the greatness of the crystal )
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 17:03:44 GMT -4
Name this our new capital, and assimilate the rock people into our not-so-great empire. Begin building lots of grape farms across my island. WE WILL RISE!
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 17:07:35 GMT -4
Sadly the ground does not have natural grape seeds yet, you need some your grapes ( which is you ) to give up some seeds
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 17:10:24 GMT -4
I give up some seeds to begin making true grapes.
In the meantime, if I have any wine left, send sand biters to the Shadow and Robutt kingdoms to sell pure Grape wine to random pedestrians in our kingdom.
I have some plans to amass an economic powerhouse that will be unmatched by any one else.
What do the people of this island harvest, aside from[soon to be], grape seeds.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 17:13:00 GMT -4
There are guitar picks and CRYSTALS BITCH
wine shall be sold to idiots
190 grape seeds found
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 17:16:47 GMT -4
CRYSTALSSSSS
Start growing grapes everywhere.
Make sand biters and people mine crystals and any other resource we can find.
These crystals will be our pathway to avenging our fallen Grape brethren.
Also, try making drugs. I want to make a drug empire.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 17:19:53 GMT -4
" Here's the first crystal sir. "
Use drug magic.
Sand biters are building hard
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 17:21:21 GMT -4
Take seaweed from the ocean, grass, and grape seeds, put it in our wine, and see if it makes something that people will, at the very least, get addicted to.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 17:26:05 GMT -4
People say it tastes disgusting,
Use drug magic
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 17:26:58 GMT -4
I use drug magic.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 17:31:45 GMT -4
You get a pile of cocaine on your table
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