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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:01:59 GMT -4
( One second let me expand le map first before you go off making a empire. I'm still kinda annoyed you made a public on Prec's kingdom! No exploration or adventure ir randomness sucks )
You discover the island is 60 enclaves big and to the west coast are shadows and to the east are robots, a mountain range makes up their border.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:03:52 GMT -4
rip
BUT THIS MEANS TRADE
AND ALSO MORE TOURNEY ATTENDANTS
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:08:40 GMT -4
( Also using terras to measure land... Dafuq why did he change perfectly good systems. )
Yes trade and tourny yadda yadda , just sail the boat
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:09:27 GMT -4
*sails boat*
hi honey im back home
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:11:32 GMT -4
" uh kingg birm I'm not your wife... Do you have a wife? "
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:12:47 GMT -4
"no
who wants to be my wife"
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:14:57 GMT -4
Dwagon bro
Ahahahahhaahhahaha
" But really tho, everyone in the kingdom wants to marry you. Your the freaking king. "
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:16:31 GMT -4
How long until my mega-ship is done?
u fegs just want me for my wealth
>:<
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:24:10 GMT -4
" Well yeah your kinda ugly "
Two more turns birmze
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:25:04 GMT -4
"um r00d"
Remember Greek fire? Yeah, I want to do that, but Grape Fire instead.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:29:30 GMT -4
Greek fire is a 7th century flame thrower that only works on boats.... If you say so.
Someone gives you a water gun filled with oil and a lit candle at the end.
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:30:49 GMT -4
Yes. Except Grape fire will be better.
BECAUSE IT WILL BURN EVERYTHING.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:32:33 GMT -4
Greek Fire wasn't even greek it was made by romans and it required four guys in order to shoot it,
( hint: just ask for a regular fucking flamethrower )
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:33:14 GMT -4
THEN MAKE A REGULAR FUCKING FLAMETHROWER, NAMED THAT. A REGULAR FUCKING FLAMETHROWER.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:34:49 GMT -4
You shouldn't be swearing that way young birm, you hurt me feelz.
Here's your wtaer gun flamethrower
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:36:35 GMT -4
thank u vammy
Go to our greatest temple, and thank lord Vammy for our situation.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:39:13 GMT -4
You find a real flamethrower on your door step.
( I remember the day my older brother was in a college football video game, I always made sure he got injured cause it was funny. )
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:40:45 GMT -4
[lol]
Begin building more flamethrowers for our people.
Let's try and build planes now, equipped with jelly cannons, laser cannons, and our electric bombs.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:45:59 GMT -4
So many OP weapons but sadly you only have enough jelly for six shots not 100.
Hnnng planes
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:50:08 GMT -4
we'll just have to buy more jelly
At any rate, the laser cannons and electricity bombs will be useful.
ALSO OUR MEGA SHIP IS DONE NOW
WEEEE FLY PLANES OVER IT HAVE A HOLIDAY EVERYONE CELEBRATE THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION
Attempt to fuse electricity into our flamethrower, to make it shoot both flame and electricity at the same time.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:53:37 GMT -4
1. Yes buy more jelly
2. Those weapons are badass
3. Ya mega ship
4. Celebrate
5. Hahahah nope
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 0:54:32 GMT -4
Make a weapon solely for the purpose of shooting electricity, then.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 0:58:37 GMT -4
Laser? M8 you did thing with gun already
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Post by eloos on Jul 9, 2015 1:00:51 GMT -4
Oh yeah.
Make a laser gun for the ground troops rather than a massive fucking cannon as we are low on jelly.
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Post by vammy on Jul 9, 2015 1:03:50 GMT -4
Laser gun for all the troops... All this gun making is making think about the best part of kingdoms!
WAR! HOOO HA WHAT IS IT FOR GOOD FOR!
GETTING FREE RESOURCES
WAR! HOOOO HA WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!
GETTING MORE ENCLAVES
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