Great Grape Army

[vammy]

Since the crash landing the grapes have discovered a new creature the great elephant, a tall beast hard to tame but fun to kill with. Birm decided on setting up camp around a savanna of tall purple grasses, the grapes favorite color. Since then the great grape kingdom has been revived and shall be led to greatness, but since the other many kingdoms have also came to this strange world it may be harder then they thought.

Troops:
Grape King Birm the first: Level 50, controls grapes, tickle magic and can tame elephants.
 
10 Grape runners

5 Powder grapes

3 Raisin Armor

1 Stampeder

Queen Dwagon ( no not really )
 Recruit

Grape Seeds: 2000, One Baby Elephant

Grape Runner: While they used to be known for amazing talent,at swinging from grape vine to grape vine, their now trained scouts known for their speed and skill in battle. 0% chance to learn magick, cost 100 grape seeds.
Powder Grapes: Ever since they enjoy their first taste of the amazing flavor that is gunpowder, Powder Grapes have not been able to stop eating it, due to new training they have able to keep their explosive properties and also learned how to propel them selves to the sky. 0% chance of magic, cost 200 grape seeds
Raisin Armor: Raisin tech has been extra lazy, they haven't done much with the armor but the armor was always awesome. Masters of defense and killer of soardfish. 1% chance to learn magic, cost 250 grape seeds.
Camo Grapes: After some of these grapes ate some... Beans that the scientist swear has no side effects; these grapes can turn into any color, red, blue, green, purple. This makes them perfect for sneaking you on your enemies.
Stampeder: When you raise a elephant from birth to be trained kingdom killing machine, you get this a stampeder. They're known for taking down buildings, charging past defenses and stampeding. Costs 2500 grape seeds, one baby elephant, 2% chance for magic
Uber: crazed beasts of death, a combination of everything you own into one deadly stew. Cost: Ask vammy

Resources:
Grape seeds
Tall grass
Elephant meat
Beans 
Vines

Location:

Your in a unnamed region, ( You can name it )

15 of your enclaves are savanna, 5 of it is coastal.

Buildings:

What will you build? 

Research:

It takes for your scientist to wake up, grape

So build your empire birm

[eloos]

THE REGION IS NOW NAMED GRAPEANIA

Make the day a national holiday with feasts across the land, celebrating our new life. Begin to construct large walls around our current enclaves to protect us from attack.

[vammy]

This region is now known as Grapeania, the land of the grapes

People celebrate that tthey survived the crash landing and enjoy the new land.

After they have their fun, you send them to build a wall of sharp vines around your new land, it may cost 600 seeds but you can afford it.

You gained 150 seeds this turn.

[eloos]

After the wall is completed, we begin constructing massive grape farms in the savanna to produce more grape seeds for us. Afterwards, I hold a competition where the people of every enclave will send their greatest warriors to compete in an arena tournament. The winner will not only lead his enclave to be the capital of our great nation, but also become my military advisor. The games will include challenges forcing strength and tactics, and afterwards the winner will be brought into a massive challenge requiring extreme tactics.

[vammy]

Grape farms! Grape farms everywhere, plus 50 to grape seed production.

You complete the wall and force many solders into the gates for great battle, you see many the people attempting to win are already in your army, meh whatever.

This should take a few turns, but could be fun to watch.

[eloos]

In the meantime, begin preparing canidates for elections of a council. Every enclave will send a number of people to run to be part of the Great Grape Council. In the end, only one person from each enclave will be chosen.

[vammy]

Each enclave sends it's smartest people, they walk to your grand grape castle to be chosen. They all seem to be smart and grape like.

80 grape seeds grown

One more turn before battle is over

[eloos]

Personally inspect them. Weed out anyone that is not fit, or seems to be weak willed and would be willing to make bad proposals in exchange for money. Continue this process until there are two from each enclave, and then allow the people of each enclave to vote for which of their candidates would make a better councilman/woman.

[vammy]

Your great judgement finds two people from each enclave, you tell your grape people they get vote. They celebrate but stop when they find out they aren't picking a new king

The battle worked but you lost three grape runners a result.

New general: Greaper

You gained 100 seeds

[eloos]

Mightily pimpslap my scientists, and then order them to begin research armor to protect our elephants against attacks. It may slow them down, but it'll reduce the number of elephant casualties. Begin taxing the people of our nation.

[vammy]

Your scientist then pimp slap Raisin tech and force them to make elephant size armor, raisin tech will need some time to make the armor but they'll do it.

Your people are now forced to gove you there grape seeds, there were a few people who tried running but they got caught by the guards.

-10 to citizen happiness to +10 grape seed production

170 seeds made

[eloos]

Construct roads between my empire, under the guise of making it seem like im bettering the people, allowing them to travel between enclaves, but in reality I'm actually just making it easier for the tax collectors to move from enclave to enclave. Begin building schools in every enclave.

Have my councilmen been elected yet?

[vammy]

Yes your councilman are now in your castle making themselves at home.

Since roads aren't cheap, for now you can only build three streching from your capital, your tax collectors is now happy and moves quickly,

They spent 800 seeds to build a grand school in the capital, grape boys and girls all come to learn about the grapes history before they crash landed

[eloos]

Buy three grape runners, and send them in all directions to scout. If we come across any nations, they are to come home as soon as possible and report with what they see.

[vammy]

Your grape explore the north, west and east and should be within two turns, till then someone figure out how to make wine on this planet

[eloos]

WINEEE

The scientists that aren't part of Raisin Tech begin making all types of Grape products from dead grapes, such as Grapero's Spiritual Remedy, Grape Elixir, Wine, and things that could be sold to both improve public happiness and use in trading with other nations.

[vammy]

Raisin seems to be half way done wi the new armor, maybe they aren't so lazy after all.

Your scientist start making tasty wine, witht a secret combo of yeast and grape juice. They kill braindead grapes and then juice em

Half way done with the scouting

[eloos]

Begin preparing caravans. We will need a strong economy if we are to become a military power.

[vammy]

Your scouts report a group of huge scary aliens. Your caravans begin making route though your enclave and starts think about going to the aliens.

230 seeds found

Your caravans are trading seeds and grass

[eloos]

Purchase grape runners to the point where it's using half our income as wages, and set them up to patrol around the walls. It is now required to have identification proving you are a grape, as well as someone inside the enclave proving you are from there, or at the very least coming. Alternatively, you can send a letter to a new administrator in every city, the Administrator of Travel. They ensure people are from the grape lands. Until we know what these aliens are capable of, we must be weary.

[vammy]

Grape runners guard each and every enclave with their life, while you don't have a id system, your guards are pretty good at telling who's a grape and who is a alien. That's a lot of admins are you you sure you need that many?
Don't worry grpae king, no aliens will get in your lands!

[eloos]

Make an ID system, then.

That makes me realize something, actually. Each admin receives two body guards, though they're purpose is more to ensure that they aren't corrupt than protect them. We tell the admins that they are there exclusively for protection, at any rate.

[vammy]

If seems some slimy cretaure was recently on the outpost of your land, nothing major tho.

The admins are happier due to having some extra protection from the king

Some pissy grapes are refusing to give up their grape seeds

70 seeds found

[eloos]

Try persuading my people to pay the taxes, saying that it will help our nation thrive in this world of violence. Begin researching new ways to get grape seeds.

[vammy]

They seem to be conviced for now but you may to be careful in the future in case they rebel, your scientist look even more ways to increase your grape seed needs, they take some seeds for research and will look into the work of the seed.

180 seeds found