Post by Death on Jul 4, 2015 16:42:38 GMT -4
I was trying to get milk, but the only milk there was was in a small fridge in the corner of the store, so I walk over there, only to find this couple arguing (they were about 16 or so). So I stand near to them looking at the milk as I awaited the two arguing people to move.
That's when things started getting awkward, as they started saying (or shouting) some rather 'personal' things at the top of their lungs in the store. Then the woman turned to lil ol' me and asked me "Have you got a fucking problem, asshole or are you going to continue standing there like a retard," to which I reply, "I was looking to get some milk from the fridge over there," and I gesture PAST her to the fridge. But her boyfriend must've thought I was pointing at her and he yells at me, "ARE YOU COMING ONTO HER YOU ASSHOLE?!" at that point I turn around around and make a sound retreat towards the door with the boyfriend shouting obscenities at me.
So, I had to go and get milk that was twice as expensive. Poor me.
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That's when things started getting awkward, as they started saying (or shouting) some rather 'personal' things at the top of their lungs in the store. Then the woman turned to lil ol' me and asked me "Have you got a fucking problem, asshole or are you going to continue standing there like a retard," to which I reply, "I was looking to get some milk from the fridge over there," and I gesture PAST her to the fridge. But her boyfriend must've thought I was pointing at her and he yells at me, "ARE YOU COMING ONTO HER YOU ASSHOLE?!" at that point I turn around around and make a sound retreat towards the door with the boyfriend shouting obscenities at me.
So, I had to go and get milk that was twice as expensive. Poor me.
