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Post by Josephus on Jul 21, 2015 4:00:06 GMT -4
Or
"After meeting you I can now safely say the gene pool has gone to utter shit"
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Post by Slacktivist on Jul 28, 2015 22:36:52 GMT -4
I got a new job at Monarch Industry Labs Co, LLC. After a few days, I meet this girl, who's going through a hard time with her husband. I comfort her, and a few days later, she's divorced. I talk to her every day, and one day she asks if I wanna fuck. Y'know, make her feel better and all because I'm a nice guy. Didn't phrase that well. Anyways, we go to her place, and I spend the night. feels good man. The next week, we start dating. After a few months, I ask her to move in with me. She says yes, and.. yeah. We went on a vacation to Spain and Greece, and had a wonderful time. In Greece, we were walking around when she got down on one knee and asked to marry me.
"No."
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Ivy
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I guess we're migrating back to this shithole.
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Post by Ivy on Jul 29, 2015 11:09:46 GMT -4
I got a new job at Monarch Industry Labs Co, LLC. After a few days, I meet this girl, who's going through a hard time with her husband. I comfort her, and a few days later, she's divorced. I talk to her every day, and one day she asks if I wanna fuck. Y'know, make her feel better and all because I'm a nice guy. Didn't phrase that well. Anyways, we go to her place, and I spend the night. feels good man. The next week, we start dating. After a few months, I ask her to move in with me. She says yes, and.. yeah. We went on a vacation to Spain and Greece, and had a wonderful time. In Greece, we were walking around when she got down on one knee and asked to marry me. "No." wtf how old are you I feel so young |
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Post by Slacktivist on Jul 29, 2015 13:14:34 GMT -4
That was fake, I'm 13 and I stole that from a writing prompt on Tumblreddit or whatever. "Monarch Industry Labs Co., LLC" shouldve tipped you off.
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Sean Max
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No hablo español; inglés por favor.
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Post by Sean Max on Jul 29, 2015 13:40:12 GMT -4
"Want to see a magic trick?"
("Sure!")
"POOF, you're single."
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Post by The Jiggler on Jul 29, 2015 21:31:24 GMT -4
"I HOPE YOU SIT ON A FUCKING PINECONE."
"YOUR BRAIN IS A PIECE OF SHIT MIXED WITH POTATO SALAD."
"You are the light to my days."
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Post by gwebster2 on Aug 2, 2015 21:22:22 GMT -4
"don't you have some paste to eat, or something?"
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Sean Max
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No hablo español; inglés por favor.
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Post by Sean Max on Aug 4, 2015 16:49:00 GMT -4
"I hope you sit on a Lego while you're naked."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2017 2:09:28 GMT -4
Get down on one knee, pull an empty box out of your pocket and ask "Will you get out of my life?" Still the best one. |
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