Danonymous
2K Club
System.out.println("Hello Bannanachair!");
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Post by Danonymous on Jul 5, 2015 6:17:31 GMT -4
hey baby, are you a socialist, cause i was wondering if you wanted to be iron fisted Oh shit that's a good one. |
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Post by eloos on Jul 5, 2015 12:01:16 GMT -4
Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? So did Satan. *writes down* |
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caicee
1K Club
oh my god becky, look at her butt.
Posts: 1,133
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Post by caicee on Jul 5, 2015 14:15:57 GMT -4
Hey babe, I forgot to do my math homework, can you come over my house to help? The problem I'm having is that I haven't...
Added my room
Taken away our clothes
Divided your legs
And multiplied
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conspiracist
2K Club
conspiracy theory - hitler actually wanted "ze juice" and not "ze jews"
Posts: 2,460
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Post by conspiracist on Jul 5, 2015 14:21:28 GMT -4
Hey babe, I forgot to do my math homework, can you come over my house to help? The problem I'm having is that I haven't... Added my room Taken away our clothes Divided your legs And multiplied
if you're gonna post here can you be at least 1% original
or possibly not be original at all but not as blatantly obviously |
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Post by eloos on Jul 5, 2015 14:23:21 GMT -4
OH MY GOD THAT PLANE IS ABOUT TO CRASH *points in distance*
*moves crotch to her ass as she turns around to look at nonexistent plane*
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caicee
1K Club
oh my god becky, look at her butt.
Posts: 1,133
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Post by caicee on Jul 5, 2015 14:38:00 GMT -4
What do math and my d**k have in common?...They're both hard for you
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Post by eloos on Jul 5, 2015 14:48:30 GMT -4
^calling her stupid
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 8, 2015 21:46:56 GMT -4
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
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Ivy
2K Club
I guess we're migrating back to this shithole.
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Post by Ivy on Jul 9, 2015 10:28:16 GMT -4
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle So you're into prostitutes, Tim? |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 9, 2015 15:22:46 GMT -4
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle So you're into prostitutes, Tim? Uhh... Hey, look at that thing behind you as I try to escape from this awkward scenario! |
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Post by Josephus on Jul 21, 2015 3:54:31 GMT -4
Do you want to have sex with me? Neither do I! We have a lot in common, let's have sex!
Or do what I do and mirror that person's behaviour long enough that they convince themselves you're soul mates and then continue mirroring them until you decide to end the relationship.
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Post by Not WiFi on Jul 22, 2015 19:51:58 GMT -4
Okay this needs two girls, better if they are friends. D1 will be the person you are less attracted to, and D2 will be the person that you're going for
You: Hey do you like to dance?
D1: *hopefully says yes*
You: Good. Go dance while I talk to your friend
*D1 goes away in angry fit while you make D2 feel even more special. Some competition and drama is just what you need to get people fighting for you*
End Result: Sink or Swim.
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Post by Josephus on Jul 22, 2015 20:18:58 GMT -4
You forgot to include the disclaimer that D2 may think you're an arse for that.
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Post by passion fruit on Jul 22, 2015 21:03:40 GMT -4
Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my virginity.
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Post by Josephus on Jul 22, 2015 21:04:55 GMT -4
I don't remember that.
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Post by Not WiFi on Jul 22, 2015 21:15:15 GMT -4
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coriandr
2 Star Rookie
To eat, or not to eat... definitely to eat.
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Post by coriandr on Jul 23, 2015 8:47:09 GMT -4
Hey, wanna go on a date?
^^^
best pickup line ever
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 23, 2015 9:02:09 GMT -4
Hey, wanna go on a date? ^^^ best pickup line ever That one sucked. |
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coriandr
2 Star Rookie
To eat, or not to eat... definitely to eat.
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Post by coriandr on Jul 23, 2015 10:25:00 GMT -4
Hey, wanna go on a date? ^^^ best pickup line ever That one sucked. Fine, I think I have one that will suit your standards. Hey, wanna have sex? |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 23, 2015 10:28:09 GMT -4
Fine, I think I have one that will suit your standards. Hey, wanna have sex? I'm straight and hyposexual. However, despite the size of my ego, I am not, technically, a narcissist. Regardless, the answer's no. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 23, 2015 12:29:22 GMT -4
The technical term for that, Bannanachair, would be heteroromantic hyposexual. I think. |
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2015 1:20:03 GMT -4
are you making me sick? because im getting some lovesickness Are you making me sick? Because I'm legitimately getting sick of being near you. Go away. |
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Post by Slacktivist on Jul 25, 2015 13:47:34 GMT -4
The purring x timpookie ship names suck! Take notes from, like, the RWBY fandom. I'm still amazed by that person who came up with Pussy Magnet for Blake x Pyrrha.
oh, and "Hey baby, want me to scramble your eggs?"
alternatively, if you drive up next to a car of people you want to hit on/a group/just that one person you want to bang
*roll down window*
"HEY! LET's FUCK!"
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