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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 23:28:18 GMT -4
I'm writing these down.
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Post by Τι κοιτάς ρε on Jul 4, 2015 1:07:09 GMT -4
"Free pizza at my place!"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 2:31:48 GMT -4
you're a bird
im a bird
lets become bird friends
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Post by Eternity on Jul 4, 2015 2:42:29 GMT -4
lemme get my list real quick...
Hey, I'm looking for treasure, can I check in your chest?
Yay, the tests came back negative!
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Baby, you're like Pringles. When I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.
The word is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' between 'F' and 'K'.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for women, my thing would rust!
Hey, are you looking for a STUD in your life? I've got the STD, all I need is U.
Do you work at Little Caesars? 'Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
They call me coffee 'cause I grind so fine.
Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3 inches and it ain't floppy!
this is what i accomplish in theater
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Danonymous
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System.out.println("Hello Bannanachair!");
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Post by Danonymous on Jul 4, 2015 2:45:14 GMT -4
You want some of this old geezer's juice that can convert you into a woman?
I have experience.
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caicee
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oh my god becky, look at her butt.
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Post by caicee on Jul 4, 2015 3:51:20 GMT -4
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caicee
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oh my god becky, look at her butt.
Posts: 1,133
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Post by caicee on Jul 4, 2015 3:53:17 GMT -4
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Post by Death on Jul 4, 2015 6:33:45 GMT -4
Timpookie and Purring's ship name, go.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 6:40:26 GMT -4
You're as hot as the oven I'm about to put you in.
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Post by Duck14 on Jul 4, 2015 6:58:51 GMT -4
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' between 'F' and 'K'. I 'C' what you did there. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 4, 2015 8:04:39 GMT -4
You're as hot as the oven I'm about to put you in. Is that meant to be a pickup line or fucking creepy? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 8:05:46 GMT -4
Depends on if you like to sprinkle woman ashes on your coffee in the morning.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 4, 2015 9:29:22 GMT -4
Depends on if you like to sprinkle woman ashes on your coffee in the morning. Touché. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 10:01:41 GMT -4
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 4, 2015 10:02:59 GMT -4
Can I please have sex with you?
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Post by Duck14 on Jul 4, 2015 10:30:16 GMT -4
Can I please have sex with you? That might just work. |
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Post by eloos on Jul 4, 2015 13:01:31 GMT -4
im a boy
you're a girl
let's go have s
ome very good conversations bcs no sex till marriage or maybe not im just trying to be a little boi
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vammy
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Joined this out of extreme boredom
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Post by vammy on Jul 4, 2015 21:13:31 GMT -4
" America is invading Iraq, I want invade your rack. "
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sk8
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Random
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Post by sk8 on Jul 4, 2015 23:36:47 GMT -4
Timpookie and Purring's ship name, go. Timpurring? |
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Post by eloos on Jul 4, 2015 23:38:08 GMT -4
fucking...
PURRINGPOOKIE
CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE SHIT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2015 23:38:08 GMT -4
are you making me sick?
because im getting some lovesickness
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 4:31:48 GMT -4
Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven?
So did Satan.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2015 4:36:20 GMT -4
your a boy
im a girl
im also very gay so please leave me alone
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Danonymous
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System.out.println("Hello Bannanachair!");
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Post by Danonymous on Jul 5, 2015 5:40:39 GMT -4
You look even tighter than she was.
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conspiracist
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conspiracy theory - hitler actually wanted "ze juice" and not "ze jews"
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Post by conspiracist on Jul 5, 2015 6:03:25 GMT -4
hey baby, are you a socialist, cause i was wondering if you wanted to be iron fisted
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