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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 21:27:55 GMT -4
Not that I have a real need for pick-up lines at this point in time, buuuut, the future? I'm a pretty cringe-worthy in the romance department. Figured it couldn't hurt to ask.
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Post by hygenisthygenist on Jul 3, 2015 21:28:56 GMT -4
Does this rag smell funny to you?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 21:32:26 GMT -4
how old r u
because ur pretty old
get it
because ur
pretty
dioasdfuiasdfuiasdfiosdfdfs
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 21:49:56 GMT -4
That first one is a keeper. And lol, Pick.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:15:57 GMT -4
Hey, do you think that pick-up lines are dorky?
Me too. Let's get married.
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:24:19 GMT -4
Do you like the Flinstones? Because I can make your bed rock.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts.
Do you like Twilight? Me neither, Twilight sucks. Let's go have sex.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:27:25 GMT -4
Do you like the Flinstones? Because I can make your bed rock. Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts. Do you like Twilight? Me neither, Twilight sucks. Let's go have sex. That last one is great. |
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 22:28:12 GMT -4
Do you like the Flinstones? Because I can make your bed rock. Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts. Do you like Twilight? Me neither, Twilight sucks. Let's go have sex. That last one, damn that's good. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:28:57 GMT -4
Do you like the Flinstones? Because I can make your bed rock. Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts. Do you like Twilight? Me neither, Twilight sucks. Let's go have sex. That last one, damn that's good. Ha! I said it first! I win! |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:29:42 GMT -4
Do you like the Flinstones? Because I can make your bed rock. Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts. Do you like Twilight? Me neither, Twilight sucks. Let's go have sex. That last one is great. Thank you, I try my best. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:30:14 GMT -4
Do you like the Flinstones? Because I can make your bed rock. Do you like Harry Potter? Because my hog's got warts. Do you like Twilight? Me neither, Twilight sucks. Let's go have sex. That last one, damn that's good. Thank you, I try my best. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:33:39 GMT -4
I wonder if anyone here actually got the Flinstones joke...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:33:50 GMT -4
I wonder if anyone here actually got the Flinstones joke... I did |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:36:13 GMT -4
I wonder if anyone here actually got the Flinstones joke... I did You have good taste in cartoons. I like that. Let's go have sex. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:37:56 GMT -4
You have good taste in cartoons. I like that. Let's go have sex. Another great pickup line from the master, I see. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:38:57 GMT -4
You have good taste in cartoons. I like that. Let's go have sex. Another great pickup line from the master, I see. Thank you for your compliment. You know what's even better than a verbal compliment? Sex. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:40:05 GMT -4
Another great pickup line from the master, I see. Thank you for your compliment. You know what's even better than a verbal compliment? Sex. I don't think you mentioned sex |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:42:31 GMT -4
Thank you for your compliment. You know what's even better than a verbal compliment? Sex. I don't think you mentioned sex Okay, these pickup lines are getting boring. You know what would be really good? If the United States got out of it's national debt and then due to having lots more money and lots of room to borrow money decided to put lots of funding into their space program. You know what else would be really good? If you were to have sex with me. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2015 22:43:36 GMT -4
I don't think you mentioned sex Okay, these pickup lines are getting boring. You know what would be really good? If the United States got out of it's national debt and then due to having lots more money and lots of room to borrow money decided to put lots of funding into their space program. You know what else would be really good? If you were to have sex with me. That ... was a masterpiece. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:45:03 GMT -4
Okay, these pickup lines are getting boring. You know what would be really good? If the United States got out of it's national debt and then due to having lots more money and lots of room to borrow money decided to put lots of funding into their space program. You know what else would be really good? If you were to have sex with me. That ... was a masterpiece. You know what else is a masterpiece? Me having sex with you. So let's have sex. |
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 22:53:48 GMT -4
What's the difference between the form of male sexual arousal commonly referred to as an "erection" and a form of murdered mammalian creature known as the "cow" that has then been ground up and exposed to high amounts of temperature for an elongated period of time before being placed in between two pieces of bread, creating what is known as a "Hamburger", after the city of Hamburg, Germany, where this technique was developed? You're not giving me a form of murdered mammalian creature known as the "cow" that has then been ground up and exposed to high amounts of temperature for an elongated period of time before being placed in between two pieces of bread, creating what is known as a "Hamburger", after the city of Hamburg, Germany, where this technique was developed right now, sexually attractive bipedal mammalian member of the female gender!
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 23:01:38 GMT -4
Did you just fart? Because you blue me away. Blue, of course, being one of the three primary colours of visible light on the additive colour wheel, the other two being yellow and red. Mixing yellow and red together gives you orange, which is the inverse colour of blue. The word "orange" for the colour derives from an arabic term used for a certain type of plant, which produced the fruit also known as oranges. Fruits are a later stage of reproduction for many flowering plants, with the initial stage of reproduction, the fertilization stage, being categorized by flowers. One of the most popular flowers is the rose, and it is arguable that some of it's appeal is due to it's resemblance to a female's vagina, indicating that whenever a male gives a female a rose, he wants to have sex. On the topic of sex, do you want to have sex?
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 23:11:12 GMT -4
Can I buy you a drink? Hopefully I'll purchase you the correct amount so that it will make you intoxicated enough that you give consent for me to have sex with you but not too intoxicated to be unable to legally give consent to having sex.
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Post by Pawzkat on Jul 3, 2015 23:19:35 GMT -4
xD
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Post by Bannanachair on Jul 3, 2015 23:25:45 GMT -4
Hello. You conform roughly to society's typical standard of what quantifies as beauty, therefore indicating that I, as a male of this society, should be inclined to attempt to have sex with you. As such, I request that I be allowed to have sex with you.
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