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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 12:49:19 GMT -4
No the stone enclave i mean
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 12:52:32 GMT -4
LNG is winning again
Birm and friends escape
Stone enclave here we goooo
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 12:53:56 GMT -4
Army and airforce and navy keep fighting and stuff
Can we fast forward to when I inevitably lose?
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 12:59:20 GMT -4
Surrender!
All of groogle properties are LNG's
Birm-Birm moves to stone enclave
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 12:59:48 GMT -4
Agree to fast forward, because there's really not going to be any change in tactics.
But since I can see birm and his friends on stone island, I can orbital strike it.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:00:21 GMT -4
Then I go underground again
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 13:00:22 GMT -4
Oh cool.
What did I gain by conquering Groogle?
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 13:01:54 GMT -4
Groogle
Troops
Monies
Tech
( My mom made homemade ice cream and strawberry jam. Sweeeeet )
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:02:41 GMT -4
Prec shut down Groogle's internet services earlier though
So yeah
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:08:23 GMT -4
Timmy Gandalf and Birm vs Evantir Hazzan reincarnate Jakkan or whatever and that other guy
First things first; their throats fill up with jelly so they can't call for help and make it hard af to breathe.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 13:39:10 GMT -4
Evantir, Jakan, Derrinat, and Hazzan were having tea to celebrate victory over the evil Groogle. When birm, Gandalf, and Timmy teleported into the palace, Derrinat remarked, "We really should set up a teleport null zone here." But when their throats filled with jelly, Jakan gargled a quick incantation and lightning bolts went up and into the mouths of each one of them, electrifying the jelly and turning it into PowerJelly, a very nutritious semiliquid substance that slid down their throats and made them all energized. Evantir then called in a SUPER COLD front, making everyone in the room really, really super cold. Derrinat took her prize spear, and clipped her obsidian dagger and energy sword to her belt. Hazzan activated a personal energy shield, that intercepted magical attacks and protected Hazzan from physical ones.
"You want to fight? Bring it, birm. Our war ends here."
High above, swarmers load into orbital drop pods, waiting to come back to the ground and join in battle against the Dominions foes. Planes redirected their course, activating supersonic engines letting them go six times the speed of sound to aid their leaders.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:40:58 GMT -4
"But when their throats filled with jelly, Jakan gargled a quick incantation and lightning bolts went up and into the mouths of each one of them, electrifying the jelly and turning it into PowerJelly, a very nutritious semiliquid substance that slid down their throats and made them all energized"
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wtf is this
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:43:58 GMT -4
First of all:
>Power Jelly
wot
Second of all:
If someone were to have a lightning bolt go up their throat, I'm 10000000% positive it would burn their insides to death.
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Post by vammy on Jul 30, 2015 13:45:36 GMT -4
Wot
I'm going to breath because that was very funny LNG
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 13:50:10 GMT -4
That's seriously my action. My logic states that as long as nobody makes any sudden moves that interrupt the electrical bolt(which should be impossible since it travels at nearly the speed of light) it should hit the jelly and the jelly will absorb it, and the chemical reaction will make the jelly a lot more like a liquid, easily sliding down their throats and providing nutrition and energy.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:51:46 GMT -4
53,540 degrees Fahrenheit
That is how hot a lightning bolt is.
And it's inside someone's body.
So RIP.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:54:20 GMT -4
LNG has just killed all his leaders.
Woo I win without any harm.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 13:54:25 GMT -4
No, it's inside the jelly.
So WE LIVE! WE LIVE AND ARE BETTER FOR HAVING THAT JELLY!
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:55:48 GMT -4
The jelly was inside your throat, and while it'd melt the jelly it'd still scorch the fuck out of your throat, meaning you'd be better off with the jelly.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 13:56:59 GMT -4
The jelly is an insulator, Jakan made sure that the lightning wasn't too much. The shorter the incantation, the shorter the lightning. But a little bit should be enough to make the jelly semiliquid.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 13:59:29 GMT -4
LNG, let me put this in concept.
53,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
It doesn't matter how short.
It's still 53,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
The jelly would be completely evaporate.
But your throat would be scorched, your breathing would get even harder if you survived, etc.
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Post by LNG257 on Jul 30, 2015 14:00:20 GMT -4
Birm just wants an excuse to autowin. Magic lightning bolt doesn't kill my leaders, it just makes the jelly swallowable.
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 14:02:09 GMT -4
I don't want an autowin. But putting lightning in your throat is going to cause MAJOR damage, and if not to Jakan because he casts the spell, then everyone else. Breathing would become harder.
Side effects also include:
Muscle soreness
Headache, nausea, upset stomach and other post-concussion symptoms
Mild confusion, memory slowness or mental clouding
Dizziness and/or balance problems
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 14:10:50 GMT -4
Lord Birmoth of Grape: tol, if someone were to have a lightning bolt inside their throat
Lord Birmoth of Grape: what do you think would happen?
Jake Mumbles: rip
Lord Birmoth of Grape: exactly
Jake Mumbles: doesn't matterwhat kind of conductor it is
Lord Birmoth of Grape: i put jelly insdie lng's characters throat
Jake Mumbles: the substance in the throat would heat up
Lord Birmoth of Grape: and he put lightning in all their throats
Lord Birmoth of Grape: to get rid of the jelly
Jake Mumbles: killing them all
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Post by eloos on Jul 30, 2015 14:11:32 GMT -4
Lord Birmoth of Grape: k3rl, is this bull crap? Lord Birmoth of Grape: But when their throats filled with jelly, Jakan gargled a quick incantation and lightning bolts went up and into the mouths of each one of them, electrifying the jelly and turning it into PowerJelly, a very nutritious semiliquid substance that slid down their throats and made them all energized Read more: bannanachair.proboards.com/thread/1096/war-kingdoms?page=24#ixzz3hOiPIxa0Censored Nova: no Censored Nova: thats a spell Lord Birmoth of Grape: but lightning inside the body would burn thier insides to a crisp Lord Birmoth of Grape: like Censored Nova: not jellies Lord Birmoth of Grape: really Censored Nova: jellies are like Censored Nova: made of lightning Lord Birmoth of Grape: it's not jellies! Lord Birmoth of Grape: it's the overworld's leaders Censored Nova: oh Censored Nova: then uh Censored Nova: dont question it Censored Nova: k Lord Birmoth of Grape: im questioning it bby Censored Nova: YOOOOUUUU Censored Nova: HATE Lord Birmoth of Grape: wat Censored Nova: urmum Lord Birmoth of Grape: ok |
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