War and kingdoms!

[vammy]

Then it is time. These grapes will become our newest conquests, and before they can create an army, we shall attack. Give the order. We now have 30 Swarmers, three Bombers, our Charger General, and the Sorcerer. Send them all at the grapes. We shall take prisoners if they can be taken, who shall be made into slaves, test subjects, and juices.

Yelp Lng wants to invade birm into next week. So uh birm defend your butt.

He's currently attacking your savanna enclaves.

[LNG257]

So what kind of military does birmy have to fight me with?

[vammy]

Birm needs o post for me to know

[eloos]

The military force prepares to move from enclave to enclave via the roads, with the walls hopefully giving them protection.

[vammy]

LNG rolled a 11 and qbirl rolled a 18 for this battle.

This should be good. So uh post! And may the best kingdom win

[LNG257]

Our Bombers and Sorcerer shall set fire to the Vine walls, stripping the enemy of their defense.

[eloos]

"qbirl"

gr8 m8

The stampeder makes menacing noises from inside the walls, though not making any visual appearances. The Grapes hope to intimidate some of the lesser willed members of the alien kingdom, hopefully leading to a few less willfull fighters. The militia are gathered up, and both citizen and soldier are told to lob anything that could be considered lethal towards the approaching forces. As well, any types of ranged weapons are fired upon the opposing forces.

[vammy]

The flames hit your vine defenses and are slowlly taking down your walls birm, watch out they could get inside. Your millita shall be gathered at the battle, they will join your forces next turn.

LNG your troops face a slight morale drop due to the sound of a stampeder, a few random objects hit you but you suffer no major damage.

Vammy dances around like a fairy

[eloos]

Rather than taking it out on open soil, we allow the forces to press inwards to the enclave. It may result in more collateral damage, but the advantage of higher ground and such in the buildings will no doubt be a better fight for us than on open ground. The stampeder is brought outside the walls on the other side, escorted by a few grapes runners. It will play part in our plan.

[LNG257]

As soon as a hole opens up, our Sorcerer is to extinguish it so the Swarmers can charge through, taking down any Grapish troops inside before they can prepare.

Back home, Voice Jakan and his repertoire of priests pray to the all-powerful Vammy for good fortunes in the coming battle.

[vammy]

Your people escape to the top of buildings grape king and your stampeder waits for battle and watches as a huge group of swarmers start messing with your crap. Some of your grapes are taken by the swarmers before you can run away. You have taken two deaths

LNG your swarmers are swarming with great force. Vammy ignores your prayers

[eloos]

The stampeder awaits from out of site, as the grape runners ready themselves for swarmers to come up. In the meantime, the militia continue throwing everyday items such as bottles of wine towards the incoming forces, attempting to end their pursuit. Raisin armored make barricades on the door, slamming their weapons against the invaders as they entered. Me, my general, and my wizard all await near the elephant.

[LNG257]

As our Swarmers make a path through the enclave, my Bombers will fly upwards and locate the Stampeder, then subsequently drop bombs on it. The Swarmers will move through the buildings and streets, scaring up the "militia" and taking them out of the equation, one way or another, while the Sorcerer hurls magic at the Raisin Armored barricades.

[vammy]

Some of the swarmers stop attacking to drink some of the wine, but most of them continue on to millita and try to jump them, the sorecor knicks over a few raisin but they still charge at you because their grapes. The Stampeder seemed starlled due to the bombers but his armor protects him.

Birm your grape runners are picki off swarmers that ge left behinf the rest of the group.

Cureently 'winning' : LNG

[eloos]

The grape's wizard send a large variety of spells towards the bombers, while the stampeder charges towards the wall and attacks the swarmers from behind, assisted by Birm and his general. The raisin armored continue attacking at the swarmers, and the men are ordered to assist the raisin armored with everything they have. If the bombers are taken care of, the wizard will come to help out the general, Birm, and the stampeder as they send vines upon vines at the swarmers.

[vammy]

Due to your wizards magical potenital of 'one' are you sure you want him to use spells?

[eloos]

um

no

Instead he'll be a thing.

[LNG257]

Have the Swarmers go into the buildings to evade the Stampeder. The Bombers, as they are currently unhindered by the so-called "wizard", continue dropping explosives on the Stampeder. Our Sorcerer launches large blasts of flames into the Stampeder's eyes.

[vammy]

Swarmers swarm their way past the raisin armor but take out a few in their charges.
Some get caught in the vines
LNG has dun messed up and has caused the stampeder to uh how do I put this? Stampede

[LNG257]

The Swarmers are small and agile. Let them scurry around and let the big dumb brutish Stampeder destroy the enclave, while the Charger runs over and beats up birm's wizard and the Sorcerer and Bombers take out birm's general.

[eloos]

The stampeder is let lose among the swarmers as vines raise high above the ground from Birm's magic, hopefully swatting the bombers away while the raisin armor and grape runners continue to fight against the persisting swarmers.

[vammy]

The bombers are quickly swat away but the swarmers are swarming the enclave, you may need to move back. ( LNG has a lot of swarmers )

The Stampeder stomps on many swarmers killing many in quick succession.

Battle Report:

LNG is losing a crapton of swarmers
Birm is getting swarmed to death.

Ah the beauty of spamming crappy troops

[eloos]

The stampeder crashes through the swarmer ranks, attempting to clear a path to allow the raisin armor and grape runners to retreat and make a stand more towards the center of the enclave. Birm and his general focus together on taking out the sorcerer, as it could prove to be a major threat to the force.

[LNG257]

The Bombers move back in, bombing birm's General into oblivion, while the Sorcerer makes walls of ice to protect themselves. The Swarmers continue driving the Stampeder mad and making it crash into Enclave buildings. The Charger continues killing birm's "wizard".

[vammy]

Birm general retreats due to fear of getting bombed to death and birm's wizard is killed but not before he cast the spell ' Wand waving ' which allows him to wave a wand 00000000.1 seconds faster.

Birm and Sorcerer might go one on one, which would be cool